Voice Mail |
We all have learned to live with 'voice mail' as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, 'What if God decided to install a voice mail?'. Imagine praying and hearing this: "Thank you for calling the House of the Great Spirit. Please select from one of the following:" * Press 1 for requests * Press 2 for Giving Thanks * Press 3 for Complaints * Press 4 for all other Enquiries What if God used the familiar excuse..."I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other callers right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line." Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in prayer: If you would like to speak to: * Gabriel, Press 1 * For Michael, Press 2 * For a directory of other Angels, Press 3 * If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm, or one of the heavenly choir singing a Spiritualist hymn while you are holding, Press 4 * To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5. Enter his or her Social Security/National Insurance number, then Press the Star Key. If you get a negative response, try area code 666 * For reservations at the House of the Great Spirit, please enter principles 5, 6 and 7. * For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the Earth, where Noah's Ark is, or Atlantis, please wait until you arrive here. * Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow * This office is closed for the weekend, Friday-Sunday inclusive, to observe religious holidays. (Sabbaths). Please pray again Monday after 9.30a.m. * If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Spiritualist Church or Centre. I am thankful that God doesn't have voicemail, and listens when we pray. |