Grall

Grall, top colourer of all things orcy (see the Presents section), provided a description of his green-skinned self for me to draw as part of the OWCH project. His eponymous character subscribes pretty much to the standard human view of orcs, in all but one important respect. He’s brawny, he’s not too bright, he thoroughly enjoys a good punch-up, and his vocabulary doesn’t extend much beyond words with one syllable - but he’s also exceptionally good-humoured, to the extent that anyone in the vicinity of a particularly happy mood stands a serious risk of being crushed to death by hugs.

Even the harshest insults fail to evoke a retaliatory mangling from Grall, though this is partly due to the fact he doesn’t understand them, so those who lack the imagination to think beyond “Oi, nosepicker!” would do well to keep their traps shut. The rare instances when Grall does have occasion to lose his temper lead to unprecedented levels of gnashing and thumping and stomping up and down on people, and his eyes even glow red, which is supposed to be impossible. But it’s amazing what you can do when you don’t know you can't do it.

In case there’s any confusion about the matter, Grall is absolutely incontrovertibly the copyright of himself. You can use this link to natter with him through the medium of digital words.

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