The Active Brothers for this Coming Fall Semester Name: Mike Matis S97 AKA: Mr. Magoo Age: 20 Major: Environmental Studies (Treehugger) That's right, that ugly bastard to the left is Yours Truly.  I've been here at good ol' UMM for about 3 years now.  Probably be here for another 30 or so.      Name: Dennis Crispo  A.K.A. Disco  Age: 104 Major: N/A For all you skeptical Alumni out there, this isn't a joke.  Shorty Pimp is coming back to school to teach us rookies some old school lessons.     Name: Josh Urbanski  Spring 97' AKA: Urspankski Major: English (He's really not gay.) Yep.  There's Josh.  He's an English major.  And I mean it,  He's not gay.  Oh yeah, and he's a Beagle Scout.