Blame it on the pair that sired me
Dig, if you will, this picture: my parents and their friends accoutered in full country & western garb, playing in an amateur Kingston Trio cover Band in Tokyo, cryptically named The West Hill Singers. And you wondered why I turned out so weird.

And now for something completely different: Lil' Markie - "Diary of an Unborn Child"
Look, I like anti-abortion music by fundamentalist Christian ventriloquists as much as the next guy, but this...

There's a lot of filth on the Internet. But there's also a lot of love. Hello, bunny! Look, a little bunny.