Buy The Couch

This is your chance to buy
all Couch stuff , truly there is nothing better. Get those credit cards ready!

Thanks to the brilliant efforts of The Couch now YOU can own official merchandise of The Couch!

Here at The Couch we heard from an awful lot from people who really wanted Couch products. So, after the Ghetto Bootleg Online Store was a success we decided to open an online store for The Couch itself, offering all products that could be found on our various affiliated websites as well as special products not available anywhere else! All products are of the same high quality that can be found in all of the Couch's content. Hey, we just wanna' give you good stuff.
There are four sections to choose from right now, of course this is only the beginning - but its a good start. Simply click on a section that you'd like to check out above and it'll take you right there. When you wish to return to this part of the page simply click on the Shopping Bag at the top right hand of each section. When it comes time to check out simply click the "Check Out" button at the top of the screen and a window will pop up with an order form to fill out and submit.

So, here it is, take out your credit card and get shopping!

Welcome to the largest section of the Couch online store, the clothing section. Here you can select shirts from many of your favorite areas of the couch. All are made of exceptionally high quality cotton for a wonderfully low price.

Simply click on a thumbnail below to view the shirt.


Ghetto Bootleg T $15.00 (Available in Women's and Men's sizes, also in Women's Tank)	Father Knows Best T $15.00 (Available in Women's and Men's sizes, white and cream colored)	Frozen Eucharist T $15.00 (Available in Women's and Men's sizes)	Fascist Melon T $20.00 (Available in Women's and Men's sizes)	The Couch Hooded Sweatshirt $40.00 (Only Available in grey, only in L, XL and XXL)

Thanks to some investment help from Big Wang's Food Services Ltd. The Couch's now has its very own snack company: Little Debbie Wang's. The purpose of this company is to provide The Couch with high quality, good tasting, and unique snack products and perhaps even world domination somewhere down the line. Any company must begin small though, and in the Summer of 2003 Little Debbie Wang's produced its first snack product, Frozen Eucharist, now readily available for purchase.

Frozen Eucharist is a fun ice cream sandwich made by combining real wine ice cream and honest to God Host. This echarsitic treat is great for sweltering hot Sundays or just a fun reminder of the sacrifice
Jesus made for us all.

$6.50 /box

Brought to you by the same company that helped to sign Fascist Melon, Edible Shampoo is The Couch's attempt to cash in on the fact that women seem to buy anything that has to do with pampering yourself, anything that smells, anything with the words "natural" while mixing it with good old fashioned common sense: everything good you can eat. We're sure that this stuff will catch on soon, that's why we're proud to offer this exclusively on The Couch.

Edible Shampoo now makes showering even more fun. This completely natural shampoo is made using only the highest quality honey. It refreshes and cleans your hair while giving it a wonderful fragrance, but better yet, it's edible. When you feel like a snack in the shower you can eat it, or later when you feel hungry just much on your hair! Perfect for little kids who don't like to bathe and for adults who like to pamper themselves.

$3.99 /bottle

Unfortunately at this time we can't offer anything here, this section was originally set up to sell music and concert tickets for The Couch's exclusive groups including the most amazing band of all time: Fascist Melon. Sadly, Fascist Melon is currently not touring while they work on their first album, so we don't have anything to sell to you at this time. The Back Row Basses, have also not put out an album yet, and sadly the Sergio Song was lost in a tragic computer accident some time back, as was the Maggie Song. The Couch Music Dept. is currently working very hard to bring these songs back along with making exceptional Couch Music available soon. If you're interested in a Fascist Melon T-shirt please visit the Clothing section of this store. Thank you very much.