Do you really hate clowns?

Yes, and Teletubbies. If you hate Teletubbies and clowns too, let me know and we'll have a club.

Are you really related to Miss Cleo?

Due to the last fall's "Cleo" sightings in the drama building, some people have wondered if I'm related to the psychically challenged Miss Cleo. I hate to disappoint, but though I have been able to channel Miss Cleo through my ace of spades and queen of diamonds, my family is not from New Jersey.

Who is your favorite Osborne?

I'll have to stick with Ozzy. This is because I am going to make millions of dollars someday using him as the spokesperson for my "Say no to drugs" campaign.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Depends. It is all a matter of setting...on those nights when I'm in a favorite dress in a bar with clean bathrooms and sober staff, I prefer the sun-kissed martini. It sparkles, it shimmers, it has bubbles, yet provides vitamin benefits. In the more questionable dives, I stick with a safe vodka tonic. Hard to mess up, hard to poison. But on those hot summer nights when I've been out for a jog at dusk and sweat is dripping into my socks, nothing beats a Bell's Oberon.

If you had a million dollars...

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Earliest memory?

Climbing on the kitchen table and dipping a fingerful of icing out of my birthday cake on my 4th birthday. Unfortunately, it was covered in clowns.

Favorite summer activity:

Three requirements: Chick-fil-A ice cream, my CD collection, and a full tank of gas.

How many calls to Poison Control did your mother make when you were little?

Too many to count.

If you could choose a different profession, what would you want to do?

Well, considering most actors get to do LOTS of things, this isn't an unreasonable question. I plan on doing lots of stuff other than acting--writing children's books and being a cowgirl namely. However, if I were to choose a CAREER that required a different degree, etc., I would have been an orchestra conductor.

Favorite Girl Scout Cookie?

Thin Mints are my bitch.

So are these f.a.q. the key to knowing the fiber of your being?

Probably not. But then again, sometimes we're not as complicated as we think we are.