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These are the stories of the defeats of Mocking Al. Have fun reading them.
Read this before continuing your journey of insanity
Starting with the third story, we no longer had to write for school, and the content becomes a bit more crude. It's Al's fault. We apologize for anything offensive that may be found within these documents. But then again, if you cared, you would have quit reading long ago.
As a bit of a side note, I named my first car the Cheesemobile. I even had a license plate with Cheesemobile written on it. It holds true to the form it takes in "Al Learns to Drive" also. It really is the slowest car around. How many 1983 Caprice Classic station wagons have you seen around lately??? Although I did discover one that looked like mine only with tinted windows that was used to deal drugs from… Anyway, on with the insanity.
I kind of came up with the whole idea for Arabian Al's because I wanted to use the word dingy a lot. You'll have to excuse me if you don't find the gag as funny as I do. This is where the plot gets slightly twisted. We had three authors working on this series at once and some things may not make a whole lot of sense. But, I believe I've cleared most of the problems up.
Since Swill has been kind enough to allow me to publish his stories, this is what was going on with Al while he was in the Land of Canadia. The following story is by Swill. All complaints should be directed to him.
A new character appeared in the last story, Bob the Walking Nad. Al was having inappropriate relationships with him, although we won't get into quite all he did. We'll leave that up to the sick minds of our readers. Now back to more of Swine's stories.
The next story is Swill's. It doesn't make much sense in the storyline, but I put it here because it doesn't go anywhere else either.
The Communist educator mentioned in the last story is actually the evil English teacher who made the vocab story assignment and started this whole mess. We were afraid that she might try to sue us or something so we never gave any description or mentioned her gender. (Heh heh, notice I said her gender.) She was evil though and against the making of cheese and tried to keep us from using the name D.S. Inc. in school because of what it stands for. Just for reference sake, the Persian cats named Fluffy and Omar are the names of the cats the communist teacher owns.
I apologize for any confusion within that last story. Almost simultaneously as I was writing the last story, the Oxymoron was writing this one. Therefore the characters got a bit messed up. I took the time to come up with explanations of how they arrived and the Oxymoron plugged them in his story as well.
I'm sure that didn't make too much sense either. I believe that we lost a story in our archives somewhere along the way. It didn't make too much sense to me and I helped write these stinking things. There was a loophole in the last story that you probably didn't catch. The Oxymoron will explain in the next story.
Well, as all good things do, the Mocking Al series had to come to an end. The final story is titled Swine's revenge but has no real reason for being named so aside from the fact that I was too lazy to change the name after it was all over. Laziness is the best policy when it comes to random stupidity and mass insanity and I hope you have enjoyed both. Now the final story. The longest story in the series so settle in and grab a Mt. Dew, you'll need the caffeine to stay awake.
Well, it's all over. :-( Eventually I will get around to adding more stuff to this page but you'll have to settle with what I gave you for now. By the way, my apologies for the ending. I was going through one of those sad times when it would have been better for all of us if I was just locked away in a closet and kept away from females...
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