• Anyone who is happy all the time is nuts. (Leo Rosten)

• Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. (George Burns)

• Happiness is good health plus a bad memory. (Ingrid Bergman)

• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. (George Burns)

• Happiness: A good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

• Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. (Benjamin Disraeli)

• All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. (Mark Twain)

• Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get. (Dave Gardner)

• The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success. (Elbert Hubbard)

• Success is only a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

• The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. (Irving Berlin)

• It is not enough to succeed; others must fail. (Gore Vidal)