If fifty million people say a foolish thing it is still a foolish thing.
-- Anatole France

Of all the ways of defining man, the worst is the one which makes him out to be a rational.
-- Anatole France

Everyman has a sane spot somewhere.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
-- Erma Bombeck

All men are homeless, but some are home less than others.
-- Bessie & Beulah

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells.
-- E.R. Bulwer-Lytton

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.
-- Charles M. Schulz

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
-- Jack Handey

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.
-- Orson Welles

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
-- Douglas Adams

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
-- Larry Brown

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
--Groucho Marx

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- Anonymous

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C.Fields

Women in politics are more honest and forthright. We are not in it for the ego gratification.
-- Hanan Ashrawi

Never judge a book by it's movie.
-- Isn't It True?

You only lie to two people; your girlfriend and the police. Everyone else you tell the truth to.
-- Jack Nicholson

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
-- Jerry Seinfeld