WELCOME TO MY BORING! PAGE. I FEEL THESE PAGES THAT
I FOUND ON THE NET ARE EXTREMELY BORRRRR'ING. I even went as far as putting some
very BORING MUSIC here to annoy you. If this isn't the most BORING PAGE EVER, JUST
LET ME KNOW AND I'll be happy to make it even more BORING! FOR YOU......ENJOY
OH BOY'S! LOOK, A COTTAGE CHEESE RECEIPE!
Cottage Cheese on Toast
A slice bread (wheat and white are both good, but white tends to get soggy)
About a 1/2 to 3/4 cup of cottage cheese
Butter (optional)

First toast the bread, then set the toaster oven for 400 degrees F.
Spread butter on the toast (if desired), then the cottage cheese, place it on a
toaster tray, and leave it in for 10 to 14 minutes. Salt and pepper are good on it. Then eat it!
ALL ABOUT GRAMMER! YES!, THIS IS A FAVORITE...*Evil Grin*
"grammar is for the unimaginative"

as you have probably noticed already, i'm not a very good speller. (however, some of my
spelling and grammar errors are due to the fact that i can't type very well. this,
although it is beside the point, leads me to interject a quote i like very much:
"if i could type, i'd be dangerous" -greg lundberg. but i digress.) the good thing
about this is that spelling is not really as imporatn as everyone says it is. let me
tell you why. I think people have blown the importance of spelling way out of proportion.
Sure, it's beneficial, and necessary, to have a standarized base to work from, but it
seems that many people have lost sight of the real role of spelling. spelling is
just one facet of written communication, which is just one facet of language, which i
see as just one facet of communication. spelling is a [non-necessary] part of comminucating.
the point of communicating is to get an idea acorss to another person. if i wrote:
"I would
like to receive my pepsi now "or"i would like to recieve my pepsi now" ....etc etc...ENOUGH!!!

SOME REALLY BORING LINKS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

HAMPSTER DANCE
HAHA, GAWD!

PAPER HAT
For making a paper hat? Don't be so cheap!, so out and buy one!

OVAL OFFICE CAM
Yawn!!!!!! who gives a shit!

CONSPIRACY
ah, dah!???

GUESS THE BEER
Guess the Beer? For crying out loud, go out and pick up a darn 6 pack!

INTERNET MAGICIAN
Internet Magician? gawd, shoot me now!


WHO KNOWS?
This guy just needs a life. PERIOD!

BUTTONS, ETC
Can someone please explain this to me? Nothing works! It's boring and stupid
and useless! He should be shot

HISTORIC INTERNET IMAGES?
Computer images that are historic? ah, for crying out loud!

CATALOGS
Oh Joy~ spam us to bloody death with MORE FREE CATALOG OFFERS

HOW A TOILET WORKS!..YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING? WHO BLOODY WELL CARES!!
The toilet. The commode. The john. The porcelain throne. No matter what you call it, it is inevitable that
we come to this device because every home has at least one. But more importantly, we come to it because
the toilet is a technological marvel - a really cool water-handling system!

But. But it has all these bad connotations in our minds. There's the things we do with a toilet, the germs we
associate with it, the images we have from public restrooms, the fact that we have to clean it...
All of these things make the toilet somehow tainted.

HOW THE OSCARS WORK? GIMME A BREAK, I DESERVE AN OSCAR
FOR POSTING THIS BORING CRAP
We all complain about the length of the annual Academy Awards Ceremony --
a record-breaking four hours, nine minutes this year -- but millions of us can't resist
the sheer glamour and drama of the movie industry's top awards
extravaganza. We watch to see if our favorite actors and movies win the coveted gold
Oscars. But we also watch

to find out who's seeing whom in the fast-changing Hollywood scene and who's wearing what;
Oscar attire critiques dominate the airwaves on the day after. (The red carpet walk into
the Los Angeles Shrine Auditorium has become
a favorite hangout for star seekers -- there are even bleachers set up so they can watch in
comfort.) But this year, high drama occurred before the 72nd annual awards ceremony in the
form of missing ballots and blah blah blah, etc etc.....

HOW A BATHROOM SCALE WORKS, JUST GIVE ME A GUN, LET'S USE IT FOR A
TARGET. REALLY, WHO CARES, AT LEAST I DON'T, WHO WANTS TO KNOW IF THEY GOT
FATTER!! AFTER THAT SLICE OF CAKE? HELL, NOT ME!

We have all stood on a bathroom scale at least once or twice in our lives.

Here is the scale we will be exploringtoday: When you take off the
cover what you find is a large dial, a rack and pinion arrangement that turns the
dial, a spring and a rather odd arrangement of 4 levers criss-crossing the interior.
cause the weight on top of the scale (you) to be distributed evenly to the levers.
The 4 levers in the scale are designed to work like one. There are 4 because that
makes weight distribution much easier. The levers connect into a plate at the end
of a spring..........ETC ETC ETC..YAWWWWWWWWWN!

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