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Oh...so you are between the ages of 18 months
and 4 years! You must be a genius to be able to read. Can you
do math, too? How about quantum physics? Are you any relation
to Albert Einstein? Why are you still reading this? What brand
of pacifier do you use? I prefer the Gerber brand because babies are
their business...their only business...except now they are in the insurance
business as well, and they use that generic baby as their logo. Is
that any way to sell insurance? And speaking of Gerber, even the name
Gerber sounds like baby talk. Kind of like ga-ga goo goo. Only
they are using Ger-Ber. Gee I hope Gerber doesn't sue me for defamation of
character. I sure hate when that happens. Well, if you must know, some
of their baby food really does taste good. I especially like their
fruit dessert, a tasty dish that I used to call "Mm-gah" when I was just
an infant. I think I called it Gerber Mm-gah. Now I call it Gerber
Fruit Dessert because I don't know how to say "Mm-gah." All right already,
I will stop this nonsense. You may now proceed to the site....just
don't let your parents know you are in my restricted site, because they might
think it is porno, and if that is what you are into at such a young age,
heaven help us all.
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