This was passed on to me many years ago and I have consistently enjoyed it.  Does anyone know who wrote it so as to give credit where credit is due??   THE MODERN ESOTERICIST I am the very model of a modern esotericist A seasoned astral traveler and edifying exorcist, A sparkling star astrologer, a dead adroit necromancer, A dab hand as a palmist and a card as a tarotmancer, I’ve old tradition lineage from Celtic to Hispanical; I’ve channeled Dion Fortune and I’ve busted cults satanical; Elusively mysterious in Eleusinian Mysteries, I’ve disproved ninety-three percent of Margaret Murray’s histories. My patent aphrodisiacs would make a satyr hornier I’ve manifested unicorns Southern California. In short, in matters magickal, I’m manic as a terrorist; I am the very model  of a modern esotericist! I am the very model of a modern esotericist. My mystic methodology’s inherently empiricist! in I’ve glided over Glastonbury on broomsticks that I travel on; I won’t deny the rumors that I ghost-wrote Mists of Avalon. A truly great Great Riter and a master of tantrickery, I’ve been up the Shining Pathways til the Guardians are sick of me. I dazzle neo-Pagans as I tango round the Wiccan ring And, miracle of miracles, I sometimes stop their bickering! I’ve raised the ghost of Crowley in a Gnostic Mass invoking in Sumerian, Bavarian, Etruscan and Enochian. I’d sing another chorus but I must rush to see my therapist; I am the very model of a modern esotericist!