" COFFEE SHOPS "

A LOT OF THINGS PISS ME OFF IN THIS

WORLD. SOCIETY IN GENERAL IS FUCKED, BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT I’M HERE TO DISCUSS. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST! THE FUCKING, LITTLE, ASSHOLE, PUNK-ASS, ADOLESCENT REJECTS THAT TAKE OVER COFFEE SHOPS LIKE A FUCKING PLAGUE. GET A DAMN LIFE! I LOVE COFFEE, BUT DO I REALLY DESERVE THE LOOKS I GET AS I WALK IN? AS YOU MORONS SUCK AND PUFF ON YOUR MARLBORO LIGHT 100’S AND CLOVES? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE? YOU’VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NO LIFE! QUIT FUCKING STARING! I’M NOT YOUR DAMN ENEMY - WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? I DON’T KNOW YOU, AND YOU DON’T KNOW ME. I DO NOT WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE DOORS, I JUST WANT A FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE! AND, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU DIDN’T OWN THE GODDAMN PLACE! LEAVE SOME CHAIRS VACANT FOR THE PAYING CUSTOMERS! YOU FUCKING, LITTLE, PRE-ADOLESCENT, KNOW-IT-ALL ASSHOLES! I DON’T DESERVE THIS FROM YOU - AND BY THE WAY, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF LUNG CANCER AND EMPHYSEMA - THERE, I SAID IT - NOW I FEEL BETTER.