Conversations With Jack & Diane Certain Urges The Imu (earthen oven) steamed deliciously, the kalua pig beneath it’s hugging warmth lending a most aromatic flavor to the surrounding atmosphere. Jack and Diane sat beneath the makeshift hut of two-by-fours and tin roof that had been hastily erected over the hissing pit. The folding wooden chairs they occupied were hard but comfortable enough. Beyond the protective cover of the rusted roof iron a light drizzle shared it’s freshness. The full moon throbbed in the western sky, a direct contrast to the clouds that came in off the ocean from the east. The warmth from the Imu gently washed a calming heaviness upon Jack and Diane. Both of whom were leisurely sipping at their own bottle of Corona Extra, with lemon chaser of course. “Damn I’m tired,” Diane chuckled. “Digging an Imu is a lot of work.” She stretched away a pesky kink in her long lovely neck. “God...” she echoed into the darkness beyond the pit. “I do feel wonderful though.” She turned her indigo gaze on Jack, smiling. “Why is that, do you think?” she asked of her quiet companion. Jack returned the tired soothing chuckle. “I think it’s an atavistic response to an instinctual need we all feel to connect our hunger to the earth.” He leaned back heavily in his seat, chuckling as he took a long draught of beer. “Don’t you start with me Jack,” Diane warned, her beautiful face flushed with the heat of the cooking pit. Her smile dazzling in the glint of the moonlight. “Well whatta you expect,” Jack shrugged. “My brain is on empty after all that physical exertion. Geeez,” he protested weakly. “I’m too damned old for this kind of hard labor. I need a massage.” He looked over at Diane. “Hint, hint!” he laughed. “Keep your hints to yourself,” she quipped. “I’m much too tired love. Besides,” she proclaimed. “I did most of the work anyway. If anyone deserves a massage, it’s me.” She smiled one of her seductive smiles. Jack took to his feet with a slow groan, setting his beer on the ground. He moved over behind Diane’s chair, his fingers lovingly kneading into her moaning shoulders. “Mind you,” he explained softly, leaning his face against Diane’s ear, the sweet fragrance of her hair firing his thoughts. “I do this not because I agree with your assessment of the quantity distribution of the workload, but because I enjoy the feel of you against my fingers.” He kissed her moist cheek. She touched one of his massaging hands with a light, brushing stroke. “Ohhh...love, that feels so wonderful. Thank you...” “My pleasure,” Jack smiled, enjoying the undulating appreciation of her muscles beneath his touch. “You know Jack,” she said softly, her voice low and raspy, but still as pure as a song. “I think you just might be right for once. Perhaps we do have an atavistic need to be connected to that...” She gestured toward the mound of canvas covered earth, wisps of aromatic smoke rising intermittently from it’s heated confines. “Oh really,” Jack shrugged smuggly, his fingers digging into a sinewy muscle on Diane’s slender neck. “Ahhh,” she moaned with sheer delight. “You sure know how to please a lady love,” she chuckled, her body tingling with a soothing pleasure. “I aim to please,” Jack assured her, brushing her long flaxen hair over her shoulder onto her heaving chest. “Go on sweetie,” he urged. “Tell me more about our insticntual connection to that which now cooks beneath the good dirt.” “Alright,” she sighed, her eyes closed in grateful repose. “I shall do just that.” She moaned softly as Jack hit another sweet-spot with his magic fingers. “I think that the ancient Hawaiians knew exactly what they were doing when they first started this process of earthen cooking.” “And why is that milady,” Jack sought to extract, gently carressing his best friend’s smooth shoulders. “Because,” Diane whispered, her voice catching in her throat for a moment. “Because of the way we can all relate to the womb of what we experience when we use this method of sustenance preparation.” “Geez Diane. Speak english will ya,” Jack demanded. “It’s hard enough concentrating when you’re making sense. But trying to follow your logic, and I use that term very loosely, when you babble is nearly impossible.” “Hard to concentrate huh?” she asked with feigned coyness. “And why might you be having difficulty with your concentration Jack?” she posed, her cerulean gaze turning up toward Jack, a smile covering her lips. His eyes swept over the length of her supple body. “Never mind,” he exhaled. “Please continue.” Diane laughed, winking up at her flustered friend. “Control yourself Jack,” she warned. “Or I may just have to let you do to me what your horny little heart desires.” He leaned over next to her ear again. “What my horny little heart desires, your soul could never resist...” “Resistance is not what I had in mind Jack,” she offered openly. “Don’t tease me Di,” he whispered, his breath hot on her flawless face. Her eyes met his. “I’m not Jack,” she assured him. Their lips touched slowly, the warmth and sweetness of their desires rising to a boil. POP!!! “What the hell was that!?” Jack shouted, their heated embrace breaking as he rose. “A warning from one of the embers...” Diane shrugged, her breath still coming in short gasps. She turned her gaze on him. “And not a moment too soon...” “Indeed,” Jack agreed, moving away from Diane altogether as he returned to his own chair, immediately retrieving his warming bottle of beer. Silence lingered for a few minutes. “What the hell just happened?” Diane finally inquired, her eyes on the steaming mound. “I think our atavistic yearnings went just a bit too far,” Jack offered, his gaze on the throbbing mound as well. “Yes...” Diane agreed. “As with the ancient Hawaiians, we to have discovered how strong our need to connect with our basic instincts are. They connected with this form of culinary discipline for the link it provides to the womb of their creation. As we did in a moment of warmth and blissful regression. But as usual,” she added. “The sexual repression that we force onto our relationship was seeking an avenue for expression.” “My thoughts exactly,” Jack agreed, sipping noisily on his beer. “Really?” Diane probed hopefully. Jack shrugged. “Well I do agree,” he began. “That there is a degree of sexual tension between us.” He took another sip of warm beer. “But nothing we can’t control...” Diane nodded slowly, her eyes still on the hazy mound. “How long do you expect the control will hold out?” she asked softly. “Not much longer...” Jack surmised, his gaze joining her's on the smoky mound. With practiced silence, they both let the tide of their desires subside. The End Unpublished Works © 1997 GJB