This is the toughest page for me. After all, how much or little should someone expose themselves to the freaks and geeks on the internet? (I use those terms with the utmost affection since I happen to me a member of both groups.) Since this is a web page and all for the sake of vanity, I elect to lie frequently and only tell the truth where it can't hurt. Caveat Emptor!

The basics:

I'm a 30-something woman fortunate enough to be blessed more with brains than beauty or brawn. I am childfree by choice.

I smoke, drink rarely and don't do any drugs I can avoid.

My favorite Books, Movies, Music

People who know me think:

the worst.

People don't know I'm:

shy and socially retarded.

People that I have a passing acquaintence with think I'm:

obnoxious, loud, self-centered, detached.

I'm happiest when:

I have time to admire beautiful things.

Some things that make me crazy are:

people who don't use spell checkers.

people who are close-minded, mean, rude, bigotted and/or intolerant.

people who come to a complete stop before making a right-hand turn.

women who shriek when they see someone they know.

men who talk to my breasts.

spandex, pantyhose, toe socks.

people who ask for advice and don't take it.

anyone in a car, restaurant or a store with a cellphone at their ear.

people who call me ma'am.

fastfood places that screw up my order.

vocals that I can't understand in music.