I HAVE MY OWN HOMEPAGE!!

 YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED HERE!
IT IS TOO SOON! WE ARE NOT READY!
QUICKLY! ENGAGE THE CLOAK! My Picture

As you can imagine, being a secondary personality really sucks. I don't get to have a "Personal Identification Number" or be on any gameshows, but on the flipside, I never have to get a haircut, clip my toenails, or pay school taxes... and if someone bugs me, I can just kill them, and blame Eric. Tee Hee!