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What is Whoop-Ass?

Glad you asked. Whoop-Ass is a carbonated beverage (secret recipe, don't you know) that, when consumed, renders the drinker in a frenzy like none ever seen before by mankind. The affected person, most definitely, Whoops ass.

Why the hell do I need this?

You deserve a beat-down for that question. Ask one that makes sense.

Oh, Come on. Just tell me.

Whiner. Fine: EVERYBODY needs Whoop-Ass! Any sport you play, any job you do, is enhanced by the artificially-flavored frenzy that is just oh so powerful! Without Whoop-Ass, a job could take four or five times it could with this wonderful drink! Who cares if there are a few fatalities, you're having fun, eh, buddy?

Does Whoop-Ass have any side effects?

We don't know yet. If you find out the answer to this one, please mail us with anything you find.

Does Whoop-Ass actually exist?

Uh, sorry, we're out of time. See you all next week!