Not feeling any better? Hell no! Not by a long shot.I hope to give vent here to some of the darker images that haunt my psyche.Numero Uno is that scwishy Admiral "Lose the underpants" Akbar.I mean,just look at that thing man....it aint right! And I aint crazy! Nooooooo! Not me! Uh-Uh! Just look below.....

He is big and bad and oh so sexy! God! I want to cover him in butter and pop him in my mouth! No wait,did I think that or say it?! Maybe you should just leave.