Me

I was born at 2.16pm in the University Hospital, Selangor, Malaysia.  My mother was present at the birth.  (Almost as good as 'I was born at a very young age'). I am a Leo, hence the lion. I have grown a bit since then, surprised as family friends who have not seen me since then are at this strange phenomenon. I was shorter and fatter and probably pinker than I am now. Also, I had no teeth, which makes the change slightly more noticeable.  I am now 5ft 4" which is quite tall for this country. It's not that I'm paranoid, I just don't wear flat shoes...

I'm crap at all sports (except rounders where I am an exceptional player!), but I love watching tennis and international football. I hate Manchester United and the number of people who support them despite living 10,000miles away, and never having been to Manchester. After Euro96 when Southgate missed the penalty shot, and England lost the game to Germany, and there were two Germany girls in the house and 58 English ones....oh dear.  But when Michael Owen scored the goal against Argentina!!! Yeah Baby! Wimbledon was fantastic, definitely going again next year- getting glasses of Pimms past 4 security guards onto Court 3 was an interesting experience.  Watching Agassi (god of short things) and Rafter playing (beautiful man!) was incredible. Rafter's hair however was foul -PLEASE CUT AND WASH PATRICK)

This summer's been quite a lot of fun- 

Cornwall:    'Do they teach you to lie at school?' (flic, I am truly sorry)    'Please remove the bottles from the Window'    "I can cover it with one hand!'    'Frank was 'ere'    'No, that is Tiger Woods' voice'    'I love water in every sense'

at the Christening 'yes the religious photos first, then political ones(?)' and the fat duck of a babu who didn't move all afternoon

and then back in Malaysia Chris getting bashed over the head with a rubber squigy for stopping a man smoking in a petrol station   'I'm not a Satanist, I just believe in this 17th Century vampire of an uncertain drinking habits'    'Braaaaaaaaadthaaarrrrrrr' 'What to Scottish girls think of good looking Malaysian men?'    The wonderful concept of Ladies' Nights, COFFEEEEEEE, Starbucks and Wagamama's in Bangsar!?!, The Smug King, Sitting in the passport office for hours, gardening..umm yeah

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Rose and me, being strange

I have a mother, a faaaaadddddaaaaarrr, and two brothers.  One brother (Blub ma./Gudge/occasionally Arvind) was a fish in his youth. Then he turned his hand to lawyering. Now it turns out he's a creator of on-line web entertainment (if you would like to see a play in Greater London, see http://www.fringenet.co.uk) and a director of plays. The other brother (Blub mi./Budge/Dungusamyrex/Armand) thinks he's funny, despite me telling him he's not. He's at university.. I'm in my last year of school at a lovely little place in the county of Berkshire. London is about an hour away, so we have some entertainment.

I love listening to Lenny Kravitz, King of the cool and the glam, and he ranks perhaps even higher than David Bowie.  Cat Stevens, before he turned into this utter bigot 'Yusef Islam' who feels the need to slag off all other religions. He even called for the authorities to send Salman Rushdie back to Saudi Arabia so the death sentence could be carried out on him for writing The Moor's Last Sigh! Incredible. Well. that's freedom of expression for you. 

 

The eyes are quite freaky aren't they?                                    

 

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