MATH JOKES
Why are math books so sad?"BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS."
What did the mother angle say to her cute little angle when he couldn't do his homework?
"TRIANGLE"
What did the priest say after completing an exorcism?
"HEXAGON"
What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?
"POLYGON"
Math and alcohol don't mix.
Please don't drink and derive.
What did the mermaid wear?
An Algebra.
1000 Microphones = 1Megaphone
10 Cards = 1 Decacards2000 Mocking Birds = 2 Kilomocking Birds
4 Nickels = 1 Paradigms
2 Snake Eyes = 1 Paradise
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