History
How did we meet? Well, Reneé attacked me one day and I liked it! Just kidding. Actually we were neighbors in our apartment complex on Nightingale. I lived with Ryan Byrne (of Fox sports, maybe you’ve heard of him?) and Coby the Jew (Channel 8 director who decided to fire Charger’s coach Mike Riley on the air all by himself!). Reneé lived with some biatch whose name will not dirty our web site and some dude. Oh, that was her boyfriend. Anyway, to make a long story short she needed me and I was like, “Well, okay.” Now look who needs who. In any case, we’ve been through a lot together and we’ve made it through. We’ve lived separated by 10 miles, then we lived together, then we lived separated by 500 miles, and now we live together and its going to stay that way.