Hudsonian

"There are three kinds of Irish men who can't understand women— young men, old men, and men of middle age."

Advice to Liz
San Francisco, June 16-18
Finland, Russia Photos
New Family Photo + Amy
Some new, some old photos

Harvard accepts Amy, questions arise.

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CONTROVERSY: Amy Reinhard, pictured here, was accepted to Harvard business school amid rumors of file tampering and grade changes

Harvard admissions eased

San Diego - Amy Elizabeth Reinhard, born somewhere in the midwest, has accepted an invitation to attend Harvard. Amy, who attended the university as an undergrad on the "special child" bill, will be resuming her life in the cold, harsh east coast in August. The Hudsonian does have evidence stating that Miss Reinhard may have slipped the old codger who interviewed her a few george washingtons to ensure her acceptance. The Hudsonian will not give the names of informants. Although the entire situation is scandalous, the Hudsonian would like to wish Amy well in her attempt to further educate herself, sad how some must go to school to learn all the things I was born knowing.

Avs-Coyotes:Rob's expert photo from his great seats in Colorado

Denver, Detroit done; Finland, Russia to come

San Diego - Robert Hudson, born with great looks and a sparkling personality, is bringing the package across the world. The self-proclaimed star will be visiting Finland and Russia from May 5 to May 16 and will attend the world hockey championships. Previously, he visited Denver and Detroit. The author usually is flawless in his life, but must report on a rare moment of stupidity. Rob attended the Tiger-White Sox game at the new Comerica Park in Detroit. He stared at the Cats next to the Comerica sign and wondered why they were there, he thought often about this during the game but kept to himself. Finally, upon leaving the stadium, he blurted out to his new friend Dina, "why are those cats everywhere?" Now Dina had just met me the day before. She looked at me, hoping I was joking, but I was not. Her answer was along the lines of, "Duh, they are Tigers, Detroit Tigers, get it?" Rob was surprised that Dina did not desert him right there, but she stayed around until the oxygen returned to his head.

Carlin:Carlin laughs at Uncle Robs great jokes

Amy is doing push-ups, what a dork

Liz is graduating from Berkeley and already is employed! What fun is that?