it gets me sexually aroused to get you sexually aroused
you have the nicest titties I have ever seen
I would get rid of all my pornos just to see u naked
I jack off thinking of you
the size of your pimples don't compare to the size of your heart
your jiggly stomach flab goes niceley with your bouncy blonde hair
your eyes are so beautiful they can be the color of a contact lens
You're bra strap is showing. I should know, I've been looking
Congratulations on losing weight. I didn't see the walls shaking when you came by
Someone has to be mentally insane to dump you!
You're so fine I would lose my virginity with you
You're so sexy I bet the pimps pay you more money than all the other sluts.
Have you been using breath freshener? your breath doesn't smell bad as usual
Hey I can tell your excercise program is working. I don't even have the urge to call you a fat pig.
If beauty was a pint of milk, you would be a very fat cow!
Let's see what your lip gloss tastes like on your lips
I didn't get a good taste. Let me try again
You have such a nice body you can make a trench coat look like a slutty outfit
I don't think you would even make it in to a beauty contest, but if they had an inner beauty contest you would win first prize.
You're really stupid and have no personality, but you have the nicest body I've ever seen.
Hey are you losing weight again? a fire didn't start between your thighs when you made a run for the elevator
You have a great personality; the reason you don't have a boyfriend is probably due to your ugliness