it gets me sexually aroused to get you sexually aroused

you have the nicest titties I have ever seen

I would get rid of all my pornos just to see u naked

I jack off thinking of you

the size of your pimples don't compare to the size of your heart

your jiggly stomach flab goes niceley with your bouncy blonde hair

your eyes are so beautiful they can be the color of a contact lens

You're bra strap is showing. I should know, I've been looking

Congratulations on losing weight. I didn't see the walls shaking when you came by

Someone has to be mentally insane to dump you!

You're so fine I would lose my virginity with you

You're so sexy I bet the pimps pay you more money than all the other sluts.

Have you been using breath freshener? your breath doesn't smell bad as usual

Hey I can tell your excercise program is working. I don't even have the urge to call you a fat pig.

If beauty was a pint of milk, you would be a very fat cow!

Let's see what your lip gloss tastes like on your lips

I didn't get a good taste. Let me try again

You have such a nice body you can make a trench coat look like a slutty outfit

I don't think you would even make it in to a beauty contest, but if they had an inner beauty contest you would win first prize.

You're really stupid and have no personality, but you have the nicest body I've ever seen.

Hey are you losing weight again? a fire didn't start between your thighs when you made a run for the elevator

You have a great personality; the reason you don't have a boyfriend is probably due to your ugliness