For our first outing into the world of the mis-shapen heart then, a mixed bunch of stories, articles, wonderous old-wives tales, (f)acts, and suchlike. For our sins, this issue, we need feedback, however. Read, digest, and understand all that you are about to see in these pages, then, please, get in touch, to tell us what you thought, what could be changed. We're only one edition old, and we need help. Boy we need help. We need your help.
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First off on the starting block is a straightforward look at men in MEN:THE FACTS. Skin and bones they may well be, some with more skin than bone, and other's with more bone, but that's quite enough of that! We look, statistically, at their lifestyle, how they live, what's wrong with them, what's right with them. We disassemble your beloved, limb by limb, and give you an insight into his very workings.
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On a parallel, women dont get away with it, as our second feature, WOMEN:A GUIDE discusses the way a guy should get the gal he wants. Okay, so we're not all the same, but with a little instruction, a little push, and, at least in my case, a little deodorant, and facelift, we can have the woman of our dreams.
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ANCIENT TANTRICS? Does this sound to you like Pink Floyd's new album? If it does, get a life. You need to see how you can spice up the passion in your life by these tried and tested methods. 4000 years can't be wrong, after all, can they? What do you mean yes!?
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Next up, a feature for all forlorn couples, who's every waking day brings the prospect of an argument or 50 - GENDER BATTLES. All you want is a peaceful life, and all that happens - rows - the bain of modern relationships. We show you the way to a better day. Ooooo great!
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In UNWEDDED BLISS, our fifth feature, we intend to help all those with the unnerving task of matrimonials. Most of us do it at some point in our life, for better or for worse. Take a peek at what we have to say before jumping off the deep end.
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She's a right little cow when she wants to be, wrapping you around her little finger, isnt she? If this is true, get straight to TURNING THE TABLES where we show you how to make the finger wrapping business your own. Never again will you have to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous PMT.
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Finally, in AGEIST SEX, we look at where you should be in the scheme of all things. You're 20, you're not getting any, you're 30 you're not getting any, you're 50 you're not....and on and on it goes. Find out if you're normal. or if you really are that alien you always thought you were!
Welcome then, the first LURVEWEB features!
