This page has absolutely nothing to do with America.

... despite the fact that it's title is largely stolen from the constitution of that country, and the fact that it contains many self evident truths (such as the fact that it is more fun to eat cheesecake than any single other food, with the possible sole exception of foods that taste better).

If you really do want to find an American page, might I suggest that you try here instead.

  • I, being of sound mind and/or body, wish to return safely back to the regularly scheduled unamericanness.


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