SUPRISE BONUS
JUST FOR YOU OFFER:



You don't just get a mail box on a sophisticated, terrific, page like this. Oh no, here you get real options. Here you get a choice.

would you like to mail him

OR

go to his webpage?*


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* Please note:
This bit will work considerably better when the lazy git actually gets around to making them (this will be soon in theory)**


** Please PLEASE note:
This note is now redundant seeing as the lazy git finally DID get around to making both.***


*** Please please please perdy please with icing sugar on top, puh-LEAZE note:
It took him bloody long enough.****


**** Just note damnit:
Although frankly it probably took *me* even longer to update this guy.*****


***** This is to notes as multi-hued engraved-granite proclemations are to 12 month old fluff-encrusted post-it notes written in almost empty mechanical pencils:
It is my profound belief that it should be illegal to have more than four notes for just one point, and that this should be bruttaly enforced on pain of severe (and I mean SEVERE) infliction of lengthy and tortuous bubble baths, may the slimy souls of offenders ablute themselves into absolution.******


****** Just kidding