"Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....."
My name is Lucifer, and I've been called Satan, Beezlebub, Lord of Flies, Old Scratch, Prince of Darkness, and blah blah blah. I was an angel at one time, and I fucked up. I challenged everyone else and was cast out of heaven. Boo hoo. I'm over it. I've moved on.
So, I was banished to hell for eternity. Am I bitter about it? HELL NO....I know what I was doing. I deserve my punishment.
My problem is that since then, I can't live that moment down. Humans have been blaming me for everything....Granted, I've done a lot of bad stuff, but that was all in fun....BUT I GET BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING THAT GOES WRONG IN THE WORLD. Jesus, when are you people going to take responsibility for your own actions? I admit when I was wrong so long ago, and now you fuckers think you can pin ANYTHING on me.
For example, I helped influence Led Zeppelin into creating some of the best rock and roll of all time....I also helped influence Black Sabbath for a little harder shit. And what happens? Musicians run with this and create death metal and worship me. Now I look like the asshole. Do I get the credit I deserve by helping rock and roll? NO. They give me credit for SLAYER and KING DIAMOND. PUH-LEASE.
"Please to meet you, Hope you guessed my Name"
So...I've been on earth for years and years and years....And now, I've decided to communicate through the World Wide Web. Ah, modern technology...I helped start the internet too. I helped Bill Gates out...And then HE got greedy, and all the perverts came out on the web....AND I GET BLAMED FOR THAT TOO!
So, now you see where I'm coming from. Maybe now you'll understand *****WHY I'M SO FUCKING BITTER*****...I may be considered "evil", but I don't like the reputation I'm getting. I want to be called "evil" and "bad" for the right reasons, you little worms....KEEP THAT IN MIND.
