Amusing ChatAmusing Chat
Also included here are any comments made in chat rooms or private messages that I found amusing. Both of the lists here will be updated on a fairly regular basis so watchout, all further additions will be including the screen names of those that said it.
I should mention that I leave my WEB cam on whenever I'm at home in my room. Also, any comments I have are in () and underlined.
Exchanges that are long enough to earn their own page:
Unsolicited comments sent to me in private messages:
are u horny
let see ur cock
would love to be sucking your dick while your on the computer man
you going to loosen up those pants?
can I see your cock?
are you gay?
please show sex
Dude u like to be rimmed?
may i c yr underwear
i think u are wearing t o many clothes
are you going to show anything?
what do u like better fucking or being fucked?
my 9" cock is getting so hard watcing you man
i want to lick it (I can only assume what "it" is)
what is your big cock size?
can u show ur ass holes.. (as if I had more than one)
wake up bitch i want to see you jack off (go to hell, I'm tired)
damn never knew goths were so hung! (I can only assume I had an erection showing through my boxers while I slept)
i need to see some hott ass can i see yours in that hott thong??? (um, no)
there should be a law against you wearing clothes on cam
pimpin936 (Thu 09/19/02 02:27:07 AM): you're my new cam slut!!! ready to be taken advantage of??? im a 22/m/tx with pic (Ready to be kicked in the balls?)
jrwantsdaddy: wake up bitch, i didn't pay your pimp $20 to watch you lie around and not suck me off... i paid him $20 for a power puff girls collectable lunch box..... wait, i had a point...... never fuckin mind what it was..... wake up bitch (hhhmmm... sounds like ADHD...)
ukdude1980: hi
BUZZ!!!
gothcamboy: don't buzz me, that's rude
ukdude1980: correct
ukdude1980: hi
ukdude1980: im moshe 17 m uk (17 in an adult room AND buzzing me, I think I'll pass)
ukdude1980: londin
BUZZ!!!
ukdude1980: sorry
ukdude1980: dosent look like ur taking notice from me
jrwantsdaddy: why does the fact that i work my ass off on a smelly shit infested farm turn people on? honestly....
gothcamboy: no
gothcamboy: couldn't tell you
gothcamboy: maybe they like scat
camboy29_wix: ist die camperspektive okay? (is that a forgien language or just really bad typing?)
sarajane54745899: dude i know u wont respond to this, and thats cool and all. just know that u make my computer worth comming home to! (if that's all yer CPU's good for you really wasted yer money)
gregaspec: I could languish over your body for hours and never tire. You are quite the stud (I get messages like this every 30 sec from men old enough to be my grandfather)
juli20002us: hi are u gay
gothcamboy: yes
juli20002us: wow what u can do for me
gothcamboy: not a thing from here
juli20002us: why
jj_jill_jein_f (Mon 09/23/02 11:08:25 AM): Cam, Frauen mit Schwanz oder Manner mit dicken Titten...auf jedenfall geile Shows. Transen Cam auf http://hotboys.n2v.net ! (don't these people that don't speak english have their own chat rooms???)
hotalfie: hi can i hav u for a moment? gothcamboy: pardon?
tim_for_fun2002: would suck ur cock deep in (deep in what?)
tempest025: wanna make me drink large amounts of water until my belly is swollen and bulging? 25 wm smooth preppy interested? wanna turn me into a human water balloon? (UM.... no)
bhornie2002: man, just leave me on your cam please. I live alone and i m enjoying the company. i m recouperating from a accident and am in a chair for lthe time being and this is good therapy. (and what type of therapy would that be?? HHHMMM...)
monarkcowboy: well you didn't see my cam...so you are ANOTHER DISHONEST TYPE assuming everyone is a fucking perv trying to come online to CUM, and STROKE
monarkcowboy: get a life you stupid mother fucker
gothcamboy: at least I'm nopt looking for incest like you
gothcamboy: yea, that's right, I saw what you were typing in the room
gothcamboy: fucking hypocrite
monarkcowboy: incest
monarkcowboy: LOL
monarkcowboy: looking for father/son relationships doesn't mean I am looking for sex
monarkcowboy: you are not very smart
monarkcowboy: i am a film director moron, and I am doing a documentary on father/son.........
gothcamboy: whatever, I don't have time for hostile bitches
monarkcowboy: no matter what you think, say, you still don't know me, and you had your chance to meet me
gothcamboy: and film directors are the worst for that
monarkcowboy: i am no bitch. i am the most masculine cowboy you would ever meet
monarkcowboy: i only been directing for 2 years
monarkcowboy: i am a rodeo champion from texas
(sure sounds like a bitch to me. He harassed me for 15 min while I was trying to get ready for work then had the balls to go off on me... fucking asshole)
umbradraco130: well..technically it is a highschool room.....and 14...im in 9th grade buddy
gothcamboy: it's also an adult room, you have no buisness being here
umbradraco130: ya...but highschool..so technically im allowed in that room
umbradraco130: like the rooms that say teens..there are older people in tehre.....do they get kicked out?? i think now
umbradraco130: not*
gothcamboy: I think you miss the point, the older people shouldn't be in the teen rooms and you shouldn't be here, no go complain to yer mommie if you like, I'm sure she knows what yer looking at
umbradraco130: ya she knows thank u..and she dont care
umbradraco130: and if the older people are violating the kids rooms......i can go here
gothcamboy: whatever kid
(yet another example of why minors shouldn't be allowed on the internet. And I seriously doupt that this kids mom knows that he's looking for sex with grown men, if she does, that kid should be taken away from her)
gregaspec: I want to lick and suck your whole body, starting with your toes
gregaspec: You look so good naked. If i had anything to do about it, I would never let you wear clothes.
gregaspec: You have the perfect body
(get in line buddy)
the_even_darker_side_of_evil: awhhh, take it off, I loved thinking about licking your balls!
the_even_darker_side_of_evil: Or at least get nice and hard while you're in it
the_even_darker_side_of_evil: See doesn't it feel good to have a cock in your hand??!!??
gothcamboy: the beer's better
the_even_darker_side_of_evil: Imagine a cock that size in your ass!!
gothcamboy: ouch
the_even_darker_side_of_evil: I geuss
the_even_darker_side_of_evil: but then think, you would be able to suck both back after you're all done
jf_alexander (2/18/03 7:24:34 PM): Show me what u've got. (you first)
trent110 (2/18/03 7:43:52 PM): you look like a man that can use a dildo really well (I think I'll pass on that one, thanks anyway)
khurram_is (2/18/03 7:48:28 PM): and man ur chest is sexy enough to make anyone hard (thanks... I think)
Things I've seen in the chat room
ride me daddy, i need to be broke in
i'll break u in big boy (this was two different people)
anybody up for a quick nut b4 class?
MARRY ME DAMMIT
no no no biting's fine, just dont draw blood....
ANY GUYS WANT TO HELP BICURIOUS MALE GET OFF
desperation is not sexy - it kind of reaks actually, like crappy diapers or something
wait, for free? i'm having second thoughts (two people were talking about blowjobs)
hi all lookin fo r someone to play with
Who wants to join in a jack off session????
if I like my dick I want to hear from you
i walked in oon my mom and dad have a orgy my dad was sucking off another guys anf fuckinig some ladies while my mom was rimming the guy my dad was sucking
gothcamboy: are you dilusional?
gothcamboy: I'm far from sweet
learner_boy2002: have u j/o today already?
gothcamboy: that's between me and my hand thankyou
phone i call we cummm messenger me 18 plus
Roper: i feel used without the satisfaction of actually having been used
Master: any men/boys in here interested in being owned PM me. You be 18-35, live in the USA willing to relocate to be owned. I will support you as long as you are with me. This is a serious legit offer. PM me ONLY if you are as serious as I am (wrong century dude, we abolished slavey a LONG time ago)
scottngalveston: hay everyone check out stulyboymn ride his dildo.............
scottngalveston: think he broke it off in him...........
scottngalveston: oh well (um... ouch)
Roper: ok, i am a pathological liar so you can disregard practically anything i've said up to this point and beyond it as well
composer333: Roper...SO IT'S A LIE THAT YOU ARE A LIAR ??
davemagnz2000: we as a nation hv a)america's cup (for yaughting) something that the americans hd held for 100 odd years that we r the only country that has kept it from the anericans. actually the last america's cup the americans were not even in the finals (This guy got into it with me because I made a comment about his intrest in incest, apparently he thinks Americans care apout yaghting, to see how I finally got rid of him see the next entry)
gothcamboy: I'm not the one with the temper of a 3 year old
davemagnz2000: if yr profile wasnt age restricted then maybe i could read yr profile
gothcamboy: or insulting a whole country just cause someone made a comment about money
gothcamboy: If you have a problem with americans find a New Zealand chat room
gothcamboy: if you have a problem with me, ignore me
gothcamboy: either way, CUT THE FUCKING SHIT
(he left about 30 sec after that last line)
Bradley Gt: 17/m/Iowa here with pic in briefcase, looking for a 18-25 yr old guy that would move here to go out with me and wait here for 1 year and 8 months till i finish high school and then I will move somewhere else with someone and I have a place someone can stay at if they come here pm me if interested! (boy he's just setting himself up for a HUGE letdown isn't he?)
gothcamboy: damn bitch upstairs kept flushing the toilet while I was in the shower
angel4ever620: lol
gothcamboy: damn near burned my dick off
angel4ever620: shit
angel4ever620: lol
gothcamboy: love me detachable shower head
gothcamboy: unless someone flushes the toilet that is
angel4ever620: yeap
angel4ever620: good thing
gothcamboy: I don't need a man as long as I have the shower...
angel4ever620: well i won't say that
angel4ever620: there's somethings a shower can't do
gothcamboy: I've yet to meet a man that can last as long as the shower
gothcamboy: or give as good an orgasm
gothcamboy: now I just need someone to lie next to me in bed
colind19792003: whats up gays
peggy_pooner: CHRISTIAN DONT LISTEN, THEY ONLY SPEW THEIR USLESS RHETORIC TO ANY IDIOT THAT WILL LISTEN, THE TRUTH IS MOST OF THEM HAVE NO HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE OF WHO JESUS WAS OR WHAT HE DID
illtrait3: its was only then tthat jesus took mary in the anus as god wanked over head
All these things were said exactly as I show them, I did NOT edit any of them for spelling or grammer. I don't show the screen names simply because I did not think to include them when I was cutting and pasting from the chat window. All further entries WILL show the screen names.
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