Lazy Antisocialites for World Domination is a small group of individuals whose personality traits and physical attributes make world conquest and rule a seemingly attainable goal yet also gives them the reality of the odds against our cause.

We realize that no one has yet taken over the world succussfully, although there have been more than a few serious attempts. We here at L.A.W.D. not only lack the resources, charisma, military might, political power, respect and means to rule the world, but we don't even want to try unless we are assured it will be really easy. Now you understand our problem. However, we are also tremendously understaffed and need recruits and allies if we are to take on the planetary powers that be. That's where YOU come in. We need your financial, intellectual, and moral support for this to work. We might also need bodyguards to take a bullet for us, but lets not get ahead of ourselves.

I'm sure at this point you ask yourself what is in it for the alies and underlings of L.A.W.D.? Once the transfer of power is complete, there will be many a powerful position to fill. Titles and wealth gained during our crusade will be distributed among those we feel have earned a place with us. Will you allow such an opportunity to pass you by?