THIS TOWN

Right now, I live in a town with few people in it. That sucks. Seriously. No movie theaters, gas stations, convenience stores, ATMs, dry cleaners, auto dealerships, video rental facilities, synogogues, mechanics, adult entertainment emporiums, retail stores, thrift shops, microsoft solutions developers, liqour stores, pawn shops, tailors, musical instrument stores, fitness facilities, high schools, homeless people, ghettos, strip malls, grocery stores, mega discount centers, churches, universities, singles' bars, computer stores, industries, small appliance repair shops, shoe stores, fast food resturants, football stadiums, police stations, banks...UND SO WEITER...

Is it enough to say that THIS TOWN really sucks because of all this? NO!!!

If you've lived anywhere, you know that THIS TOWN is everywhere!

I don't know where to begin other than to define what "THIS TOWN" really is:

• This town is everywhere...throughout the world, you'll always find THIS TOWN

• THIS TOWN is more than just THIS TOWN

• It is better not to try at all than to try and give up

• All problems that you experience on a daily basis can be directly related to THIS TOWN

• The use of tinfoil helmets, while encouraged in the home, will not be allowed on public transportation

• YOU live in THIS TOWN (whether your map says so or not)

• Ironically, your only defense against THIS TOWN is to give up trying. Submit to the man!

Oh, and about this webpage...

In case you're wondering, this webpage is 100% microsoft-free. In other words, no microsoft product was used during any phase of this development process. In fact, I haven't used microsoft products in years. Why, you may ask? Because Microsoft is THIS TOWN. Think about it!!!