We have tons of downloads, but we are all out of chicken feet

Barney: I make it with two kinds of cheese
Nerdy teen: I need closure on that anecdote
Beekeepers:To the beemobile
Wiggum: Isn't that right bonesy??
Homer: I'm about to hit a chestnut tree
Burns:You're in deep doh now
Wiggum: That's some nice flutin
Lovejoy on Gabbo
Comic Book Guy: Go for the good of the city
McBain: The goggles do nothing
Homer sings at Selma's wedding
Homer:I wanted a peanut
Make way for Willy
Apu: I'm sorry I do not speak English
Flanders saves Homer
Homer talks geometry
Martin: Soon I will be queen of summer
Quimby: I'm a bad widdle boy
Comic Book Guy: Go away we are racing for the Champion of the Universe
Frink: The real humans won't...won't burn quite so fast in there
Mmm, open faced club sandwich
Spirograph freak: Think about it
Stonecutter song
Skinner: Thanks a lot Simpson, now I'm grounded
Barney: We were just messing around, but you had to go too far
Ralph Wiggum: I don't feel right
McBain: Rehearsing "up and atom"

"Butrose, Butrose Goli!"

"I donít want, ya, ya boys down there."

"Looking at clevage is like looking at the sun. You donít stare at it. Itís too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!"

"Hello Newman."

"Iím not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong. But I think I see... a niple."

"That is one magic lugee."

"Wanna get some pizza!"

"Who figures an immigrantís gonna have a pony."

"That's unbelieveable!" "Oh, itís a sceneman."

"This is a force more powerful than anything you could imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench!"

"You will be stunned."

"Nooo, there was no pick. I do not pick there was no pick!" "I gotta go." "No, there was no pick!"

"So everyone I know, is a character on the show." "Right." "...And itís about nothing." "Absolutely nothing."

"I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!"

"You're Batman!" "Yeah, I am Batman!"

"You better believe it!"

"What do ya say we get a mouta-caday." "What's that?" "Oh, it's a bordeaux. Robust, bold, very dry. As opposed to a Beaujulet, which is richer, and fruitier!"

"I'm wanna press those bottons buddy."

"Then the mugger, he comes to and starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and kept drving the bus with the other ya know. Then I managed to open up to the door and then I kicked him out the door, ya know with my foot ya know at the next stop" "Ya kept making all the stops?" "Well, they kept ringing the bell!"

"You're crazy!"

"I'm dangerous Jerry, I'm very very dangerous!"

"Well, we're talking to Elaine Benes, adult film star, on the set of her new picture. Elaine Does the Upper West Side."

"Now are you saying you want to have fun, or do you really want to have fun!"

"Oh, I get by."

"My boys, need a house."

"Why, thatís peculiar."

"So, youíre all in here together. Well, how conveinent. I hope youíre all really proud of yourselves!"

"You stink."

"Youíre thin, late 30ís, single." "Well so are you." "Yeah... wa-bougy-doh!"

"Youw!"

"Yoyoma!"

"Iím so keeno, on beefo-reeno, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for a knig and queen-o. Yeah Rusty, eat up. Iíve go 34 more cans."

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, so leave a message... at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home."

"The sea was angry that day my friend. It was like a old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

"You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect."

"Now you listen to me. I want details, and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go, you're not in the mood, well you GET IN THE MOOD!"

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"Hey itís George... I got nothing to say."

"Do you ever just get down on your knees, and thank god that you know me, and have access to my dementure."br>

"Are you crazy! This is like discovering plutonium... on accident!

"It must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer, and not get salsa. I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

"Shut your trap and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch a movie! And if I have to tell you again we're going to have to take it outside and Iím gonna show you what itís like! You understand me!"

"What delay industries?" "Vandelay! Say Vandelay!" "No no. You're way, way, way off. What?" "Vandelay! Say (fall)... Vandelay Industries!" "No problem, no problem."

"Bizarro Jerry."

"Maybe the dingo ate you're baby!"

"Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake!"

"Get out!"

"What am I, a hooker!"

"Ya know, we had a really bad break up." "The jujy fruits." "Yeah, the jujy fruits."

"Oh. Look who's here. Silicon Valley."

"You're not Superman."

"Well. I think, they might have sutured that thing... to you're brain!"

"The Soup Nazi threw me out."

"I've become George."

"Who do you think you are. Costanza!"

Miscellaneous

Seinfeld theme song. Good intro. music.

This is one of the funniest sound clips I've ever heard. It's 60 seconds long, and it involves George and Mr. Steinbrenner.

"And next thing ya know it's chaos! And Iíll can tell you this! Chaos does not work for the N.Y. Yankees! Not as long as Iím running the show!." - George Steinbrenner

"No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi

"You think you can get soup! You wasting everyones time." - Soup Nazi

"Youíre an idiot." - Susan

"Well, he's be logging some pretty heavy hours. First one in, in the morning. Last one to leave at night. I'll tell ya that kid was a human dynamo." "Are you sure you're talking about George?" "You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?" "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? 30 home runs, over 100 R.B.I.'s last year! A rocket for an arm... you don't know what the hell you're doing!"- Frank Costanza

"Jerry, It's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back." - Frank Costanza

"You can't let the defendant, have control of the key piece of evidence. And she's trying it over a leotard. Of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. Itís got to fit right up against a person's skin... like a glove!" - Jackie Childs

"Hello Jerry." - Newman

"Jerry, I'm a little insultated." "You're not a little anything Newman" - Newman

SNL Sounds

Tommy Boy

Black Sheep

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