Golf Humor

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

You can't fall out of bed playing golf.
It's highly unlikely you could catch a sexually transmitted disease playing golf.
You don't feel embarressed playing golf in daylight.
If your ball gets damaged in golf you can replace it - and they're not expensive.
Golf doesn't care if you respect it or not.
Your won't blush if someone catches you playing golf.
You can play golf by yourself.
You don't have to buy someone a meal to play golf with them.
It's really hard to gamble on sex.
You can keep your clothes on while playing golf.
Golf is cheap.
A headache is not a valid reason for missing a round of golf.
You can't get a handicap in sex if you're no good at it.
Golf lasts a lot longer than sex - unless you are *really* good at sex.
You can join a golf club for guaranteed participation.
You can play competitions in golf.
I've never heard of anyone scoring an eagle in sex.
Your not likely to get into trouble for playing golf with someone else's partner.

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Awarded 12/25/97

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