Caddyshack Sounds

Updated February 12, 1999

I had to remove the sound form; I know a lot of requests have gone unfulfilled but I no longer have the capability of recording new .wavs; we traded our laptop for a "normal" computer which is far away from my VCR. Once I fix a few broken sounds (apparently more have popped up), updates here will probably be few and far between, but I will try to make some new ones on occasion.
Ty Webb
  • Nananana
  • Dadadada
  • Vavavava
  • A Flute with no holes
  • I'm avedged Danny
  • It's really....awful
  • I like you Betty....it's Danny sir
  • Be your future
  • Shoot Timmy
  • You're uncle molests collies
  • Coughing
  • More coughing
  • Do you take drugs Danny?
  • Find your center
  • Me winning isn't you do!
  • Hear nothing, feel nothing
  • How he measures himself against other golfers
  • The "I was born" song
  • Right in the lumberyard
  • May...make it
  • You're not being the ball Danny
  • You're not good
  • Picture the shot Danny
  • "I don't play golf....for money...against people"
  • See your future
  • You're a tremendous slouch
  • Thank you very little
  • That's fine for me
  • Where's thee uh...wedge?
    Carl Spackler
  • A former greenskeeper
  • Bark like a dog
  • Big hitter, long
  • Cannonball! Cannonball comin'
  • Here, Cannonball it
  • Cinderella story
  • What an incredible cinderella story
  • The Dalai Llama himself
  • I'll slack you off...
  • Describing his own grass
  • This looks like it could be gravy
  • Gunga galunga....
  • This is dynamite hack
  • It's a little harsh
  • Ho ho ho
  • huh huh huh
  • I'd keep playing
  • I guess the kidding around is pretty much over
  • I guess we're playing for keeps now
  • I'm looking at you
  • IT'S IN THE HOLE!
  • I smell varmint....
  • I have to laugh
  • You're lean, and you're mean
  • You're a little monkey woman, you know that?
  • Mrs. Crane
  • You wore green so you could hide
  • Man in the boat overboard!
  • I will teach you the meaning of the word respect
  • Wait up girls, I got a salami I gotta hide
  • Would you like to wrap your spikes around my hand?
  • You're a tramp!
  • You beast.....you savage
  • Ooo that was a good one
  • Ooo that was right where you wanted it
  • Pool or a pond?
  • Oh he got out of that
  • OH he got outta that one!
  • This crowd has gone deadly silent
  • Silver wings....upon their chest...
    Al Czervik
  • Boom!
  • Keep it fair, keep it fair
  • Al farts
  • Help the judge find his checkbook willya?
  • Hey everybody, we're all gonna get....
  • Hey Smells!
  • Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
  • Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
  • Horns from Al's car
  • I betcha slice it into the woods 100 bucks.
  • If you win I'll make it worth your while
  • I tellya I should've stay home and played with...
  • Let's go, while we're young!
  • Oooh my arm
  • Alright place your bets, place your bets!
  • Hey Ringo play somethin' hot willya?
  • 1000 bucks you miss that putt!
  • What, are we waitin' for these guys?
  • This is the worst looking hat I ever saw
  • Hey Wang! Quit taking pictures, it's a parking lot!
    Judge Smails
  • Whaddaya say AL?
  • "Good Lord, what has this buffoon done now?
  • Creamed and buffed with a fine chamois
  • The "colored boy" joke
  • DAMN!
  • Heh..heh heh
  • Spaulding this calls for the old Billy Baroo
  • Whoooaaa Billy Billy Billy
    Danny Noonan
  • Can I ask you something?
  • Hey Mr. Webb?
  • Unbelievable
  • That was unincredible sir
  • Whatchyou f*cking know, D'Annunzio?
  • Ooooh...well you ain't gettin' no Coke!
    Spaulding
  • Are you gonna eat your fat?
  • I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger...
  • TURDS!
  • Double Farts!
  • It's the best man, I got it from a Negro
  • Spaulding vomits
    Miscellaneous
  • Bishop Pickering: "OK c'mom chop chop!"
  • Lou Loomis:Carl Lipbalm (very large file)
  • Lou Loomis:Poor caddieing (very large file)
  • Lou and Tony's brother:What's that sign say?
  • Lacey Underall: "Go For It!"
  • Tony D'Annunzio: "Donna with meatballs"
  • Crowd cheering
  • Gopher noise
  • Gopher noise 2
  • Gopher noise 3
  • Ball hits the ball washer