Our Sponsors

We are pleased to announce that we are now sponsored by some very fine products. We are convinced that your home will be greatly enhanced if you see fit to purchase any products you find on this site. We spend a great deal of time here at the Deerwood Home Office testing and evaluating each product.

Harold's Amazing Texas Excercise Machine

Patterned after one seen on "Walker, Texas Ranger", Harold (of Slate Run, PA - Pine Creek fame), offers this amazing Exercise Machine with the guarantee that you will look fit and trim in only two weeks by using the device for a mere 20 minutes per day. Order one today for only $199.95 (plus shipping and handling) by visiting www.pearlcall911.com . If you order from this Web Site, Harold will include - for a limited time only - his snappy excercise outfit, including a pair of his WW-II-vintage socks.

For all your landscaping needs, "Yonny" is the man to call. Specializing in Ceramic Dogs in flower beds, Railroad-tie retaining walls, and Pine Tree-lined driveways, John may drink your beer, but he won't use your bathroom! Call John today - but explain to my brother-in-law why you called. (That's now his phone number!)