NAME: Nell aka Ellen
DOB: May 12, 1961

ADDRESS: Canada

OCCUPATION: Mother,Wife,Aunt,Bestfriend,Net Junkie, Streamer, Sex Goddess (oops no scratch that one out wrong person)

CRIME COMMITTED: Spending to much time online, not keeping up with the household chores, having music on her web pages, being caught on film in strange hats, making fish faces, owning a porta-corner, partying when the mood strikes, drinking CC and Coke, loving Labatt Ice beer, blatantly advertising her birthday each year, cutting off her "poodle doo", hiding the gray, only having 2gigs of hardrive and 22mgs of ram, being snap happy with her camera, knowing how to play the bagpipes (and admitting to it)
displaying pictures of herself in a kilt playing the drum, laughing to much when she streams, giving cooking lessons over the net, and alot more to numerous to mention.

TIME ALREADY DONE: 13yrs of marriage, 11yrs of motherhood, 27yrs of knowing Mr Nell.

REWARD: If caught, shes a great , funny, sometimes outrageous, caring, loving, bestest, most wonderfullest person you could ever know.

Don't forget to Sign my book!!