Well, you've made it. Congratulations! You've found the correct exit on the infamous information superhighway. Or maybe not--maybe a wrong turn got you here. Whatever the reason may be, have a look around and see what I've got to offer. You may be surprised. You may enjoy what you've found and come back occasionally....
News O' The Weird---That Would Be Me
Well, it's been a while since I've updated this thing. I've received a few harassing emails basically stating that someone with the name of Jimmy-One-Eye would paying me a visit soon if I didn't put up something new. So, despite the lovely thought of having my knuckles bashed by a lead pipe and ending up in the truck of a black Caddy, I decided to let you guys in on what's been happening to me for the last few months.
Single again.... :) Good news to some, bad news to others. Depends on how you look at it. Still working at the same joint, slaving away like a whore on the corner of 5th and Broad. Nah, really, it's not that bad--the pimp doesn't slap me around as much these days. But then again, I like it rough....
That's about all I can think of right now. I swear it won't be months again before I let you guys back into my lil' twisted up world.