Rachelville

CINDY BUNNY'S

FAMILY!!!!

HI EVERYONE!!!!! THIS IS CINDY AGAIN!!!! I'm gonna tell you about my family. And we're gonna start from the oldest.


My Dad, Homer J. Bunny, died from brain cancer when I was little so I didn't know him too well.


My Mom's name is Maria. She lives with me and I love her a lot. That's her in the picture up there with the blue scarf on. ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL!!! We thought she died in a car crash but my mean old Aunt Leona had just kidnapped her and put her in a hospital. But she escaped and now we're together again here in Rachelville!!!!


My sister, Maria, is four years old. She has the same name as my mom but she isn't like her at all. She's very bossy and is always trying to tell me how to do things. She's the oldest. Maria is married to Butch Bunny. His real name is Fluffy, but if you call him that he gets reeeeeeal mad!!! When I see him at the mall or in the town square I like to yell real loud, HEY, FLUFFY!!!!" and then run away as fast as I can.


My sister, Cynthia, is three years old. She used to be a bunny but was turned into a snow person when the snow people invaded our town. She talks like she's from England and is always talking about being PROPER and how she knows the Queen. I think it's all in her head and she needs to be more normal, like ME!!!!!! Cynthia is married to Granville Groundhog. He's from England and is the minister at the Rachelville Church. He grows great carrots and broccoli too. Cynthia and Granville help me out a lot when I get into trouble. They're sorta strange but they're nice too.


...and that leaves me, the youngest! I'm two years old.

Ain't I as cute as a bunny???? That's a joke, son!!! You don't get it? Well, drop and give me five, Buffalo Bob!


I have a niece, Mindy. She's Maria's daughter and she's one year old.
I have several cousins who live in Rachelville too:

Percy..... His real name is Percival Quincy Montigue Elmer Fudd Bunny V. (that last thing is not a letter, "V." Percy says it means "The Fifth." This means that there were four other bunnies with that same dumb name!). Percy says that he is the cutest boy bunny in Rachelville. He is married to Daisy Bunny. She says she's the cutest girl bunny in Rachelville. Her real name is Daisetta Rosalinda Cutie Bunny. Don't they have weird names? They live in a house full of mirrors and look at themselves all day long. They have a little baby. His name is Percy VI. (that means Percy the Sixth).

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