GOLF JOKES

WHAT A GREAT TRADE

Two golfers are at the first tee: GOLFER1: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of clubs for my wife!" GOLFER2: "Great trade!!"

ADVICE FROM THE HEAVENS

A keen but unskilled golfer plays the same course every week, and has particular trouble with the water hazard on the 14th hole, losing a ball in it every time he plays that hole. One round he decides that this process is too expensive and decides to use an old beat-up ball instead of a new ball. He opens his bag and gets the old ball, tees it up and addresses it. Just as he started his back-swing a mighty voice comes from on high: "USE THE NEW BALL...." Figuring any advice from such a source should be worth following he picks up the old ball, tees it up and addresses it. Just as he starts his back-swing but once again is interrupted by a voice from the sky: "TAKE A PRACTICE SWING...." The man steps away from the ball and takes a practice swing. Just as he steps forward to readdress the ball, the voice speaks again: "USE THE OLD BALL!"