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• "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf." -Bob Hope



• "Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." -Paul Harvey



• "Practise puts brains in your muscles." -Sam Snead



• "Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket." -Lee Trevino



• "You can't lose an old golf ball." -John Willis



• "I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them" -Harry Tofcano



• "The harder you work, the luckier you get." -Gary Player



• "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it." -Jimmy Demaret



• "You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it." -Sam Snead



• " The reason the Road Hole is the greatest par 4 in the world is because it's a par 5 !" -Ben Crenshaw



• "I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight." -Bruce Lansky



• "When lightning starts, I hold up my one iron, 'cause even God can't hit a one iron." -Lee Trevino



• "Choosing a golf swing is like choosing a wife.... to each his own" -Ben Hogan



• "You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen." -Lee Trevino