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Alan Scores Big Win With Hot Babe



ATLANTA (Reuters) -- One of the hottest couples this city has seen since David & Halle recently made it official. Well, sort of. Big Al Skinner, of Atlanta, and Sandy Ubaldini, of Kingsport, TN, proudly announced their engagement last week.

The couple became engaged on Saturday, August 28th at Callaway Gardens when Big Al popped the question to his long-time girlfriend. After singing a song that he wrote especially for her, Big Al dropped to one knee and wooed his woman with some romantic-type nonsense and a diamond engagement ring.

When the crying stopped, Sandy agreed to be Big Al's wife. What happened next can only be described as a miracle. The skies opened up, the birds began chirping in unison, and for a brief moment there was world peace.

And then, the stressing began. After a brief period of enjoying their newfound engagement, Sandy began the long painful process of planning the big event. Thank you very much, society, for decreeing that all couples who wish to be married must endure a physical, emotional, and most of all financial, hardship which serves only to test the very integrity of the bond which is just barely formed. And the poor parents... as if they haven't spent enough money on their children over their lifetimes. Big Al has spent a significant amount of time thinking about this topic, and plans to release an essay sometime soon on the evils of weddings as we know them.

However, despite all the strife the wedding planning is causing, and despite the fact that a good deal of their year of engagement is going to be miserable thanks to wedding planning, and despite the fact that the couple will probably have to postpone future purchases (including a house) to pay for this, Alan remains steadfast in his belief that he has chosen the best possible mate and that their love for each other will keep them together.




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