Whole darn list of JOKES  MEN Finds a gorilla on his roof Couple of hunters are out in the woods Four married guys go fishing A man left work on Friday afternoon Frank was excited about his new rifle Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo Sven and Ole worked together He had a large pond in the back forty A guy bought a new Mercedes Husband decided to wash his sweatshirt What she'd like for her birthday Don't want to try these techniques at home A free ticket to the Super Bowl New jokes added at the bottom. Four men were bragging Understanding Engineers A young man was dating three women The shortest Fairy Tale Returning home a day early Next to a guy in a Rolls Royce The book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE' Dependent on some machine and fluids Housework was a woman's job Married for a night Men Remembering Anniversaries Deaf bookkeeper  REDNECKS A couple of drinking buddies You hear about the guy from Alabama Herman James enlisted in the Army Billy Bob and Lester were talking Kentuckian decided to ask his secretary Redneck schools use the car only In a mall for the first time Lecture on the supernatural Is this the Sheriff's Office?  WOMEN Involved in a car accident A most unusual funeral procession CIA had an opening for an assassin A Beer Study Baby girl's 18th birthday Say what an excellent product Story with a moral at the end You all have obsessions Eve's side of the story Two Blonde Jokes First witness to the stand Filling up at a gas station My new windows installed, 1 year old A woman goes to the doctor Two Ways To Look At It Deer Season, Opening Day Short order cooks Mary Louise to the hardware store  MEDICAL Buford walked into a doctor's office A married couple went to the hospital The final word on nutrition A nurse walks into a bank Why Husband's aren't secretaries All drugs have two names The ingredients in Viagra The number of gun owners  KIDS Group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders The social studies teacher Little Johnny, being reprimanded Tells his four year old brother New student named Suzuki With a gallon of turpentine Little girl walks into a pet shop A kindergarten class had an assignment Cashing in her first paycheck Dumbest Kid in the World  ELDERLY Morris went for his annual physical Elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Seeing their first baseball game Exercise Program for Seniors Elderly couple were on a cruise I've sure gotten old No one believes seniors Driving down the freeway Outside a small town, a fire started We are used to sharing everything Had serious hearing problems Now that we're retired The jewelry store  RELIGION Removing the Ten Commandments An atheist was taking a walk He was wallowing in despair One day God was looking down Preacher whose wife was expecting A man appears before St. Peter Was seated next to a cowboy Small amount in the collection  MORE... A lady walks into the drug store Will you forgive and forget? Drawbacks to working in a cubicle A crusty old biker walks into a bank Canadian dollars I needed to exchange It's his daughter's birthday There is a dangerous virus Makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys High-powered vacuum cleaners Blaming it on lack of sleep Wanted to speak to the driver A man lay sprawled across The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA A farmer had five female pigs Airline disaster in Poland A woman goes to the local newspaper Scientists have shown No speeka da englass Live with a primitive tribe New State of Texas quarters The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping A little guy is sitting at the bar A young Native American woman A woman who has just passed away Got any specials today? An old man, a boy and a donkey Talking dog for sale Assigned to cover the recent fires A guy was sitting quietly reading Jim and Edna were both patients A Polish immigrant goes to Neighbors Ole and Sven A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over People forward bogus warnings Back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise A lawyer runs a stop sign Only to find a little old Jewish man Found guilty in traffic court Met at the door by his sobbing wife A pirate walked into a bar Walked into the local Welfare Office Four Worms and a Lesson American Indians with long names I rear-ended a car Do you want it pasteurized? Two men sitting at the bar Tailgated by a stressed-out woman Mailman's last day on the job Proof that Men Have Better Friends Just reading a book Women can be so insensitive Co-worker is wearing an earring Tough bartender In the act of robbing her home A Redneck Love Poem A "fun" Office Contest Tragically hit by a truck Supermarket surround sound Game warden driving down the road Pronunciation, Funny!! Because he snored so badly Celibacy can be a choice in life >> BACK TO INDEX PAGE