FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What's with the name "S&M"? Are you boys into kinky sex or something?
In a word, NO. The initials refer to the true identities of our beloved founders. That's it... get your mind out of the gutter...

With everything you've been through, why aren't you all dead, or at least in prison?
It's a simple matter of synergy, and its effects on the supposedly immutable laws of physics and human behavior. See Rule #1, "The Team S&M Effect" for further information on this phenomena.

What is the current membership number?
The roster currently stands at more than 30 Associate Members, although only 3 individuals have ever attained the position of Board Member. The reason for this disparity is the ridiculously lofty standards established for Board Membership. Most potential candidates go insane or are permanently disabled during the testing phase.

Could Captian Picard kick Captian Kirk's Ass in a Fair Fight?
Hang on there, Spock... I think you just might be looking for the FAQ over at alt.rec.star.trek.pathetic.losers.... Thanks for checking in, though...

I like what I'm hearing so far, but aren't some of the things you've been describing immoral... or illegal... or just really stupid and dangerous?
Oh, no, no...no... of course not... no... well... yes...

Does Team S&M reside in a PC-centric or a Mac-centric universe?
Look, we don't want to start a war over this, but in our opinion, if God wanted man to use Macintoshes, he'd write more flight simulator software for them. Here at Team S&M, were proud to have our priorities well in order.

I couldn't help but notice the appendages on Rommel's light bar. Those wouldn't be deer antlers by any chance? If so, did you shoot the poor thing yourselves?
In answer to you first question, yes they are deer antlers. Secondly, no, of course we didn't shoot it... that would be cruel, and against S&M policy. We DID, however, run over the little guy at about 50 miles an hour... seemed a waste to leave those nice shiny antlers in the road...