Road Trip

• Vehicle Type: 1963 Chrysler 300 Convertible
• Exterior Color: Polar White
• Interior Color: Va-Va-Voom Red
• Optional Equipment: 27 Strategically-Placed Beverage Holders, 400 Watt Audiophile CD Changer System
• Special Modifications: Driver's Seating Area Rebuilt to Accomodate Piloting of Vehicle While Standing Up
• Present Owner: Sir Conrad I. Picklebutt III

This classic example of early 60's American automotive know-how and indiscriminate waste of raw metal is a rolling advertisment for gluttony, and has careened wildly through the annals of Team S&M history and lore. If you've ever seen the B-52's video for their song "Love Shack", then you know what Road Trip looks like. The lyrics read, "I’ve got me a Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale, and it’s about to set sail"... which is the most accurate description imaginable. When Team S&M Adventures do not entail off-roading, this is the vehicle of choice.

• "Beer Runs of Infamy"
• "A Night at the Drive-In"
• "Stand (and Drive) and Deliver"