Team S&M Adventures

Team S&M adventures are the cornerstone of the S&M philosophy, and have for two decades formed the basis for the majority of other Team S&M events.

Typical daily activities include:

• Geting Hopelessly, Absolutely, Totally Lost in the Wilderness
• Visiting (and Rating) Every Dive Bar within stumbling distance.
• The Perfect Mix of Classical Music and Large Caliber Gunfire
• Major Mechanical Breakdowns

• Potentially Lethal Run-Ins With Fish & Game Officers and Park Rangers

• Imaginary Lizard Hunts
• Evening Fire Rituals
• Using Rommel as the world's biggest weed whacker by running over endangered trees and vegetation.

• Full Buffet of Fried Bean Dip, Kimchi and Potato Chips

• Team S&M's Famous "Bottomless Cooler o' "

Note: All official Team S&M campsites must include, as a minimum, all of the following items:

Gigantic Coleman Camp Stove.

Audiophile-Quality Portable Sound System.

Extensive selection of compact discs. Inventory must include works by the following artists: Beethoven, Mozart, Verdi, and Iron Maiden.

Collection of small arms & ammunition sufficient to support an insurrection in a small third world country.

Numerous Coleman lanterns for night filming of Team S&M-related rituals.

Large axe to chop down endangered plant life, for use in ceremonial fire.

Multiple large ice chests for transportation and delivery of Team S&M Ceremonial Libations.

Collapsible lawn chairs (to be used when one is no longer able to stand, and must collapse as well).

Fire-starting equipment of sufficient output and ferocity to ignite bonfires, lanterns, stoves, or $30 Cuban cigars, even under hurricane conditions

... and, a plethora of Tiki Torches, for that festive touch...

Team S&M is proud to announce that our environment-challenging activities have finally been recognized by none other than the United States government:

Thank you, gentlemen... we're honored...

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