Hooked on Ebonics
Hooked on Ebonics
This is meant as a joke AND a joke ONLY. I apologize if anyone is offended.
1.
Forclose- If I pay alimony this moth, I'll have no money forclose.
2.
Rectum- I had two cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
3.
Hotel- I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
4.
Disappointment- My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.
5.
Penis- I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6.
Isreal- Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man this looks fake. He said bullshit, that watch Isreal.
7.
Catacomb- Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give that catacomb.
8.
Undermine- There is a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.
9.
Acoustic- When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
10.
Iraq- When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.
11.
Stain- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?
12.
Seldom- My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
13.
Honor- At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
14.
Odyssey- I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.
15.
Axe- The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
16.
Tripoli- I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.
17.
Fortify- I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
18.
Income- I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.
Note:
Every word above is spelled correctly
Hooked on Ebonics
Hooked on Ebonics
This is meant as a joke AND a joke ONLY. I apologize if anyone is offended.
1.
Forclose- If I pay alimony this moth, I'll have no money forclose.
2.
Rectum- I had two cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
3.
Hotel- I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
4.
Disappointment- My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.
5.
Penis- I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6.
Isreal- Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man this looks fake. He said bullshit, that watch Isreal.
7.
Catacomb- Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give that catacomb.
8.
Undermine- There is a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.
9.
Acoustic- When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
10.
Iraq- When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.
11.
Stain- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?
12.
Seldom- My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
13.
Honor- At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
14.
Odyssey- I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.
15.
Axe- The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
16.
Tripoli- I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.
17.
Fortify- I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
18.
Income- I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.
Note:
Every word above is spelled correctly