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dammit our counters going insane!!!
hello and velcome to our page. zee page...of..... zee....ANGLOPHILE GREENIES!
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Click on the flags for a groovy treat! Velcome to our british groovy lair.Ve areCarmenandJocelyn. And our counter is going insane! We like Donovan! We are losers! Death to the oppresor HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ooh. Ve are the keeper of the sacred words...NARF ZORT KRETCH !!!(kretch??)
we now a have a new 'go here' place, and its
note:this is not *our* page, so it is kind of silly when ya leave messages directed to randy/git in his guestbook... right! Well, this is just a page where we let the world know how damned silly we are. I mean..we're just..silly. This page needs to go under a full blown resurrection because nobody has been doing much to it lately. I guess for starters we should let you in on something..we're not all into the monkees anymore..Ok now before you start yelling at us let us explain!!! Ok..well the monkees are gear fab and all and we still love them, but the obsession has died over! Well not really, we are still obsessed! But you can be obsessed with more than one thing at once! So we're moving on to bigger and better and younger things!!! For one thing..OASIS.There. I said it. We love Oasis. If you love them too, click here for pure aggravation.. We also love Donovan, Doors, Beatles, Cornershop, Pink Floyd, Beck, Cure, Jethro Tull, David Bowie Iron Butterfly, Simon and Garfunkel, Dead Milkmen, Radiohead, etc etc etc. As in movies we dig Scream, Clockwork Orange, Quadrophenia, all Monty Python movies, all beatles movies, Head, etc..our alias' come from the monkees (see? we DO still like them) song "Randy Scouse Git". Git meaning idiot and Randy meaning..well go see austin powers for that one.
Oh by the way you are Scouse #
to come to our bloody page since today..today being.. January 1st, 1998! how conveinient!!!!! Geocities has been having some trouble w/counters recently, and ours kept on fluxuating from 0000 to 20678 ect. so we had to reset it. welcome! moo! moo! mooooooooo! Okay..so by the way this is our page..if you didn't know go
stuff a stoat through your head !!!Okay this is the main page..
we are gonna put other stuff on other pages and connect them
together..so here is all our crazy stuff..see it all ! Do it all !
Live it all..then die !
But before you do, a short health warning that might affect you. go on, go on then. go. go.
Are you laughing yet ? Well if not click
here
STUFF ON OUR PAGE !!!
Dumbass Links!wait. we have more.....
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ok i'll stop. its silly.
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****updated as of july 14th!****
thhppppppppppppp sorry!
now why do we have two guestbooks? to bother you of course! but no shit entries, please. they are a pain in the arse to delete.
man, randy has yet aGAIN changed her email. so if ya really feel up to it, you kin email her at r0xymuxak@aol.com. if you want to email us, just screw the links on the other pages, and email us from here. yaya.
OK! ONE MORE THING!!! you should also email git. a long time ago she used hotmail, but then discovered a much better email service that didnt require her to go online. so you kin reach her at cereal-_-killer@juno.com! ok.... ya!
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oh yes and before we forget this page is hosted by everyones good friend
WWW.GEOCITIES.COM! woohoo! who else would give pages to people like us?
so you might as well get your own FREE homepage too! laloo! go on.. click.. click it.. go on then.. yes, its ok.. oh shite, just click.. heh heh.. er, click.. go on.. yes yes yes... click now... *THUMP* AArrrgg...
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did you know white cheddar is really dried mayonaisse? be aware of your sick,
twisted world, folcks!<----- NOT misspelled! hee hee hee
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ok... enough of that...
hee hee! hoohoo haheeHAHAHA!!! snort ooooooohahaha heh heh heh oh god that is funny. ok. that's all. i think this is the end.. jim, is it the end?
Jim Morrison: umm... yes.
ok. soooo... goodbye. PLEASE come back and click on those british flags at the top of the page.. im worried that people dont use those very often *sniff* well.. bye. AARGGG!! FLARG!!! THE PAGE IS OVER!!!