Boy/Girl, (gotta be politically correct) are people wierd! Below are some of the really wacked out stuff I get in my guestbook. But then again it should come as no surprise. A great man once said...Don't throw glass if you live in a stone house...no...er..peter piper picked a pock if packled... Anyway, on with the foolishness.

Pimp-in-the-Box - 04/12/00 02:30:10
My URL:http://www.JimRome.com
My Email:jimrome@mindspring.com
Have you seen Slayers Return?: no
If so what did you think of Selena?: no
Isn't Naga the best?: no

Comments: Look clone, i see what you've put here and it makes me wonder what is going on these days. First you have Heisman Trophy winners loping off the heads of his wife and her friend. Then you have Cuban refugees that wanna stay here cause the grandparents thin they own them. Now this......Well 2 out of three ain't bad. Have a take, don't suck and don't defend those who do suck. OUT!

PYROFIRE SAYS: I can't even BEGIN to fathom what was going through this guys head. First off these are undoubtedly references to O.J. and Elian, but what correlation there is between the two is beyond me. Also, he calls me a clone? What the hell is that about? Actually that wouldn't be a bad thing. A few Pyrofires running around could make ANY ladies day! OOOOHHH YEAHHHHH!

Doug Lawrence - 09/10/99 01:37:54
My URL:http://www.limpbizkit.com/
My Email:hornyfrog@familyjewels.net
Have you seen Slayers Return?: no when will they be back
If so what did you think of Selena?: pretty lame
Isn't Naga the best?: the best at low blows....

Comments: uh......this site ain't what i was looking for exactly....but it's all right i guess....it will have to do..

PYROFIRE SAYS: First of all, this guy is a LIMPBIZKIT fan which speaks volumes about his intelligence. Right up there with George W. Bush and the wart on my right index finger. His email address is of particular note. Hornyfrog? Somebody needs to stop letting their 13 year old kid on the internet.

JosELuis Chilavert Gonzales - 04/05/99 19:34:23
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Bridge/8045/Giga.html
My Email:mballotti@bbctech.it
Have you seen Slayers Return?: No... -___-
If so what did you think of Selena?: SHE IS FANTASTIC!!! ^___^
Isn't Naga the best?: The best is her sister... Amelia Will Tesla Saillune!!! ^___^

Comments: I like Selena very much!!! She is FANTASTIC!!! THIS SITE IS FANTASTIC!!! GO GO GO PARAGUAY, AMELIA AND SARINA GO GO GO!!!

PYROFIRE SAYS: I'm not gonna blast on this one. Well, ok I am. I just want to point out the fact he's cheering for Paraguay. While were cheering for third-rate countrys, I'd like to give a shout out to DJIBOUTI! GO GO GO DJIBOUTI!!! Everyone point and laugh.

ZAMFIR - 03/20/99 21:53:57
My Email:furball@gis.net
Have you seen Slayers Return?: no
Isn't Naga the best?: YES,YES AND YES

Comments: Sombody please, get me naked pics of Naga! E-mail them to me,please

PYROFIRE SAYS: Not only does this guy want naked pictures of Naga, he wants them emailed to him! The gall of this horny pre-teen mortifies me. I am curious, IS there any naked pictures of Naga? If there is and you have them, don't click here.

UH - 08/27/98 01:21:16
My URL:http://goF*CKyourself.com
My Email:yourself asshole
Have you seen Slayers Return?: WHAT?
If so what did you think of Selena?: She was a great singer
Isn't Naga the best?: best at what?
Comments: I thought this was a site for Selena the SINGER!

PYROFIRE SAYS: Nothing much to say, this guy is (to quote the awful reader reviews on WWW.GAMEFAQS.COM) "hands down, the biggest idiot, EVER!"
Anime-Porn-Fiend - 07/28/00 03:38:26
My URL:http://tommy-is-an-anime-porn-fiend
My Email:anime@porn.com
Have you seen Slayers Return?: Yes. Porn.
If so what did you think of Selena?: She rules. Porn.
Isn't Naga the best?: No. She laughs funny. Porn
Comments: Porn=Anime=Porn

PYROFIRE SAYS: First of all, I am not an ANIME PORN FIEND. I am merely taken with that particular genre of anime. VERY TAKEN.

Well, that was fun. Hoepfully I'll have more to add. As always feel free to mail me your questions, comments, or ANYTHING (except nasty viruses). Email me at:pyrofire68@hotmail.com

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