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My Thoughts On the Police |
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No new tickets, warnings, or citations to report... |
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But First, My Tickets |
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"Unsafe Turning Movement" - I pulled into the far lane when making a left turn, in front of a cop. I did not cut off the donut-jockey, I had to get around a Sunday driver taking up two lanes. "Transport in Bed of Truck" - I saw some friends who had been skating since 10 am, so I thought I would give them a ride across the street. ACROSS THE STREET! So, I get pulled over for putting a couple of them in the bed. Ugg. |
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The Worst Things You can say to a Pig: |
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I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Are you the guy from the Village People? I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. You're not gonna check the trunk are you? I pay your salary! Didn't I see your butt get kicked on "Cops"? I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. |
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The First Offence |
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104 dollars if I am NOT taking Traffic School 133 bucks plus school tutition and charges! Lame. |
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Steeeeerike Two! |
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Check this out. $1,454 w/o corrections. $401 with corrections but no insurance $114 (this is what I pay), this is because I had valid insurance at the time and I can't take traffic school for this offence. |
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