My Thoughts On the Police
No new tickets, warnings, or citations to report...
But First, My Tickets
"Unsafe Turning Movement" - I pulled into the far lane when making a left turn, in front of a cop. I did not cut off the donut-jockey, I had to get around a Sunday driver taking up two lanes.
"Transport in Bed of Truck" - I saw some friends who had been skating since 10 am, so I thought I would give them a ride across the street. ACROSS THE STREET! So, I get pulled over for putting a couple of them in the bed. Ugg.
The Worst Things You can say to a Pig:
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Are you the guy from the Village People?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
I pay your salary!
Didn't I see your butt get kicked on "Cops"?
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
The First Offence
104 dollars if I am NOT taking Traffic School
133 bucks plus school tutition and charges! Lame.
Steeeeerike Two!
Check this out. $1,454 w/o corrections.
$401 with corrections but no insurance
$114 (this is what I pay), this is because I had valid insurance at the time and I can't take traffic school for this offence.