The Space Heads are also responsible for the "death" of Biggie Smalls (aka The Notorious B.I.G.). It seems that the aliens have a thing for the gangster Hip-Hop these days. They used their technology to make us believe that Biggie had also been murdered, but the truth is he is ALSO being held on Yilamhar. Our sources (sympathetic aliens and humans in alien disguises) have told us that B.I.G. is resisting his captors by going on a hunger strike. That 's right, a hunger strike! Our reports indicate that Biggie has already dropped down to a low 115 pounds, and if he doesn't stop soon he's going to be so skinny that he could pass for Chris Rock.

In their obsession for Rap Music, the aliens have refused to let B.I.G. die from starvation. Instead, whenever he appears to be near death, they use a Fat-Em Particle Ray on Biggie in order to return him to his original size. Biggie had originally agreed to the same deal that Pac got (hence the cuts released after his death), but has since changed his mind and has decided that no amount of honeys, money, and milkshakes is enough for him to leave the 'hood here on Planet Earth. As our sources tell us, Biggie can be heard yelling "Return me to my niggaz, you space alien beeiiaaachezzz!!!!!

How long will B.I.G. continue to keep up his resistence? Who knows. We at the organization hope that Biggie will continue to do what he thinks is best for him. I guess the promise of eternal life is not enough for some niggas. But it's all good. Our sources have also told us that Tupac has dropped his beef with Biggie and visits him regularly in his crib on Yilamhar. The two have been heard kicking freestyle rhymes in private, yet Biggie refused to come down to the studio and record tracks for the aliens. Who knows? Maybe Pac can help him realize that being able to get your thug on until the year 3000 and beyond is not so bad a deal.

It's also been reported that the aliens may attempt to abduct Puffy and replace him instead with one of their own , disguised in human form. The aliens believe that Biggie may change his mind, drop the hunger strike, and decide to rhyme for them if Puffy is there to be the producer. According to one source "The resistence from Biggie began when a few alien produces tried to get him to rap over 'Puff The Magic Dragon' by Peter, Paul, and Mary. This sent Biggie into a rage! He killed one producer with a blow to the head and kicked the other one until he lost consciousness. They eventually had to sedate him." This reported happened after the Space Heads had been badgering him for weeks to do gangsta remakes of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters", "Kumbaya", and the popular Beatles song "The Yellow Submarine". (Note: the aliens may be attempting to clone the beatles, as they have succeeded in making a genetic duplicate of Elvis, complete with mediocre singing and ripped-off soul tunes.)

The Biggie/Alien Hybrid

The aliens have been trying to bribe Biggie into performing again by offering him what appear to be phat, around the way girl, HUMAN honeys, but in reality are ALIEN females in disguised. These unions have resulted in one Biggie/Alien hybrid child named Gurbul. Gurbul, or as some of our outraged members call him, "The Lil' Space Bastard", has been introduced to Biggie several times. Biggie feels that the child is not his. However, he has consented to the aliens request to work with Gurbul so that he can get some skills. Even though the child is only two earth years old, he can already walk, talk, and drink forty ounces with no problem. His skills are such that he can already flow better than the Hispanic girl in Jay Z's Hard Knock Life Tour for 1999. (Then again, most HUMAN two year olds can do that as well.) Acccording to our sources, the child's first word was "bitch", and Biggie, from time to time, fondly refers to the hybrid as his "Lil' Space Nigga."

Our sources tell us that if Puff Daddy is either abducted, or agrees freely to work with alien producers and Biggie, he may bring the child Gurbul into the studios here ON EARTH. The government has been against this idea, claiming that releasing dope tracks with an alien child, even if he may be the son of B.I.G. could cause a lot of panic and hysteria in the general population. Of course, both sides agree that Gurbul would not appear too shocking to most inner-city Hip-Hop fans since they've been exposed to crackheads claiming to "beam up to Scotty" for over a decade now.

Both sides have also agreed to let Gurbul's stage name be "The Star Child" should he perform here on Earth. The names of the first possible cuts, according to sources, are "F*ck E.T.", "Star Whores", "Son of B.I.G", and "Obi Wan was a B*tch". If made, the first album may be called "The XXX Files". Gurbul is reported a big fan of Earth science fiction and is reported working on a rap, with his alleged father, Biggie, called, "Why Ain't Mulder Hittin' Dat A*s?!".