We the Children of the Thug Immortal have not said much lately because thanks to the Patriot Act, the Space Heads have been using the US government to try to shut us down. But we ain't going down, people! We are going to stands strong and continue to let you know alien interference in black lives and black culture.

The Great Pac contacted us recently with a startling theory: Bill Cosby is not some pudding eating black man who thinks that urban blacks need to speak good English. After the polictically incorrect speech Dr. Cosby gave in DC, Pac believes that the Cos Man is in fact, an alien.

Cosby got wind of our planning to release this story to you all and got very upset. So upset that he called me up at headquarters and gave me a lecture like I was Eddie Murphy and this was Delirious.

Here's a transcript of some of the conversation:

Cosby: I would like to talk to YEEEEWWWWW about some of the things on your page. Particulary the flarn filthin flarn about how I might be an alien or something or other.

Me: YEEEWWW? Flarn filth? Come on man, speak English.

Cosby: That's what I'm speaking. English. Obviously a subject you didn't major in or else you would not have the limited intellectual capacity that it takes to stoop so low as to make a site like this one.

Me: Bill, I mean Mr. Cosby, with all due respect, man, I'm the leader of a radical organization that's dropping dime on alien influence in Black American life in general and Hip Hop in particular. Now you know I have people on Yilamhar who can back up any of my claims. I think it's high time that the world know that you, sir, are under some alien influence.

Cosby: You see, that's what I'm talking about. I'm not under an alien influence. You want to know what's alien? Alien is black people standing on the corner claiming they can't get jobs. Last time I checked Mc Donald's was hiring. But those people can't get jobs not because they're black, but because they got their pants hanging down by their butt cracks. They probably can even hear about a job lead with all that bumpty bump, hip hopping gangsta rap blasting in their ears.

Me: Man, you really must be from another planet if you don't think racism is what's keeping the black masses from advancing. And besides that, why can't black Americans just be casual sometimes? What, are we the only race of people who should always wear a suit? Even on the corner?

Cosby: Racism? It's not racism's fault necessarily. I made a fortune and I'm black. Racism never stopped me from being successful. Racism never stopped me from speaking English like it does those people.

Me: "Those people"? You say that like you ain't black yourself. You must be an alien.

Cosby: I'm not from Mars, I'm not from Venus, YEEWWWWWW need to be from the same planet I am from. It's a planet where you can be successfuly if you learn to speak English!

Me: You're successful----if you really are Bill Cosby and not some alien or clone----because you've never made white people feel threatened. You are a funny, pudding eatin' black man who talks about his wife like you never cheated on her, when we all know you did. Now I ain't hatin', 'cause you're only human, but yet you act like you can't let poor black people be human. See the double standard?

Cosby: Well I never!

Me: Well if you've never and you have six or more kids by Camille, plus that one you had on the side, than 2Pac is right: you really are an alien.

Cosby----if it really was Cosby and not a clone, hung up at that point. And a few days later I was a victim of a drive-by pudding. Some dudes in a Mercedes rolled down their windows and threw about twenty cartons of Jello Pudding at my ass. Damn, that shit hurt.

The Cosby/Oreilly Hybrid

After lifting some fingerprints and DNA samples off the puddings and getting some old hair samples from a few former Cosby kids (I lied and said I thought they talented enough to have made it without Cosby's help----yeah, right. Hey, that was the only way they'd steal the samples for me), I had to contact Pac and let him know that our analysis shows that Bill's technically human. He's just been injected with some conservative DNA that was stolen from Bill O'reilly. The mixture of uptight conservative white man with a black man who thinks that education alone will solve black problems, culminated into the explosion that Bill gave in his May 2004 speech in downtown DC.

Oh well, Pac still thinks Cosby is an alien. I think that the only thing that has infected Cos is not alien intervention but good old fashioned White Supremacy.

Long Live Pac!